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The Salvation Army realised that it had never received a donation from

the city's most successful lawyer. So a Salvation Army volunteer made

an appointment to see the lawyer in his lavish office.


The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that

even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't

give a cent to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to

your community through the Salvation Army?"


The lawyer thought for a moment and said, "First, did your research

also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness

and has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"


Embarrassed, the Salvation Army volunteer mumbled, "Uh... No, I didn't

know that."


"Secondly," says the lawyer, "did it show that my brother, a disabled

Veteran, is blind, confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support

his wife and six children?"


The stricken volunteer began to stammer an apology, but was cut off again.


"Thirdly, "the lawyer said, "did your research also show you that my

sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her

penniless with a mortgage and the burden of supporting three children,

one of whom is disabled and another who has learning disabilities

requiring an array of private tutors?"


Completely beaten, the humiliated Salvation Army volunteer said, "I'm

so sorry. I had no idea."



And then the lawyer said, "So, if I don't give any money to them, what

makes you think I'd give any to you.:razz:



If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)


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Omg, roflmfaoooooo!!!!! :lol::pound:


I love it Sod'Em!! :oops:

Life is like an echo, it all returns......The good, the bad, the false, the true......So if you give life the best you have, the best will come back to you.

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