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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, 'Ere my ansum you sound like you do come from Cornwall?'

 

The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes I do my luvver, Cornish and proud of it!'

 

The first guy says, 'Well oggee, oggee, oggee! So am I! A proud man of Cornwall meself. And where about from Cornwall do ee come from ?'

 

The other guy answers, 'I'm from Camborne, I am.'

 

The first guy responds, 'So be I!'

 

'Oh my Gar! And where abouts did you live then ?'

 

The other guy says, 'Twas rare yo, ansum place, called Dolcoath Avenue

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The first guy says, 'Well I'll be blawed! Tes a small world. Me too yo!

 

Me too! And what school did ee go to then?'

 

The other guy answers, 'Well now, I went to Camborne school, of course.'

 

The first guy gets really excited and says, 'Well, bless my soul! And I did! So when did you leave'?

 

The other guy answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I left in 1964, went to work at Holmans.'

 

The first guy exclaims, 'Would you b'lieve that! Fancy us being in the same bar tonight! Can you believe it? I left Camborne school in 1964 an went to work at Holman's too!'

 

About this time, Demelza walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.

 

Brian, the barman, walks over to Demelza, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

 

Demelza asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian'?

 

'The Trelawney twins are p****d again.'

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Never mind:-)

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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