Jump to content
Bookworm

A football joke (yes, REALLY!)

style="text-align:center;"> Please note that this topic has not had any new posts for the last 3647 days.

If you are trying to post a different story then you should start your own new thread. Posting on this thread is likely to mean that you won't get the help and advice that you need.

If you are trying to post information which is relevant to the story in this thread then please flag it up to the site team and they will allow you to post.

Thank you

Recommended Posts

Q - What are the 3 football clubs with swear words in their names?

 

 

 

A - S****horpe, Arsenal & Manchester f***ing United.

  • Confused 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
:p

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest wino

Oh No Bookie said the 'F' word

 

 

 

 

P.S. Where have my smilies gone? I cannot go advanced

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Go compare then:p


 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

List of smilies here

 

Print it out, or add to favorites, or memorise them :p


If in doubt, contact a qualified insured legal professional (or my wife... she knows EVERYTHING)

 

Or send a cheque or postal order payable to Reclaim the Right Ltd.

to

923 Finchley Road London NW11 7PE

 

 

Click here if you fancy an email address that shows you mean business! (only £6 and that will really help CAG)

 

If you can't donate, please use the Internet Search boxes on the CAG pages - these will generate a small but regular income for the site

 

Please also consider using the

C.A.G. Toolbar

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Dont like the new little smilies :( much prefer the old ones :p

Edited by Castlebest

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

FOOTBALL IS A JOKE! lol


:p[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]

totiesquoties

 

MY ADVICE IS BASED ON COMMON SENSE AND KNOWLEDGE FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, I AM NOT LEGALLY TRAINED, AND ALWAYS CHECK LEGAL ISSUES EITHER WITH A LEGAL PERSON, OR

THE APPROPRIATE LEGISLATION. :rolleyes:

IF I HAVE HELPED, PLEASE PRESS MY STAR, THANK YOU.:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

omg Bookie and the F word , made me blush hearing that :)


NEVER FORGET

 

[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]

 

Help Our Hero's Website

 

http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/

 

HIGHWAY OF HEROES

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/bear-garden/181826-last-tribute-our-lads.html

 

Like Cooking ? check the Halogen Cooker thread

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/bear-garden/218990-cooking-halogen-cookers.html

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I love it when a woman is angry and swears, especially if they have a scouse accent.

 

/goes away and hides.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Q - What are the 3 football clubs with swear words in their names?

 

 

 

A - S****horpe, Arsenal & Manchester f***ing United.

 

 

I like that one

 

Do not like football

(yes odd for my neck of the woods (Merseyside)) :lol:

 

 

:)

 

 

dk


:welcome::rofl::welcome:

 

 

 

 

 

[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]

 

 

 

:tea:

 

 

 

most of my knowledge is from the school of hard knocks

 

not based on any legal background

 

As quite a lot fellow caggers state seek Legal Advice

 

 

:ranger:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Trust me. I'm a Scouser and when my Mrs is angry and starts swearing, it's not funny at all.

 

No, not one bit.:(


 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Trust me. I'm a Scouser and when my Mrs is angry and starts swearing, it's not funny at all.

 

No, not one bit.:(

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

*slopes off before they see my avatar* ;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest wino
:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

*slopes off before they see my avatar* ;)

 

I thought that was just another bad side effect of the site upgrade:wink:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I thought that was just another bad side effect of the site upgrade:wink:

 

LMAO Wino - cant think of a come-back for that 1 :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Surely thats an observation and not a joke, anyway only one team in the land to support after last years heroics. FULHAM.

 

Q - What are the 3 football clubs with swear words in their names?

 

 

 

A - S****horpe, Arsenal & Manchester f***ing United.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest wino
LMAO Wino - cant think of a come-back for that 1 :lol:

 

It's ok Fergie said you can have as much extra time as you need to think of a reply.

(I'm going to run off and hide behind sod'em! Scousers utd) :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
It's ok Fergie said you can have as much extra time as you need to think of a reply.

(I'm going to run off and hide behind sod'em! Scousers utd) :)

 

 

 

:lol:

I see you are most cetainly from the 'funny farm' wino,

will send the men in white coats and square wheeled wagons for you

plenty of room in Merseyside for you to hide. :p

 

 

:)

 

dk


:welcome::rofl::welcome:

 

 

 

 

 

[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]

 

 

 

:tea:

 

 

 

most of my knowledge is from the school of hard knocks

 

not based on any legal background

 

As quite a lot fellow caggers state seek Legal Advice

 

 

:ranger:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

  • Recently Browsing   0 Caggers

    No registered users viewing this page.


  • Have we helped you ...?


×
×
  • Create New...