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and a bit of sunday humour for you

 

every now and then theres a joke better than the rest!!

 

 

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!

You don't even have to like 'em!

 

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year’s Eve Party.

We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,covered ourpet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

 

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

 

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house becauseshe always tries to eat the bird.

 

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab,my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.

So, she explains to the taxi driver that Iwill be out soon,

'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

 

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away.

'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out!

She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.

But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

She better not do a woopsie in the vegetable garden again!'

 

The silence in the cab was deafening.


NEVER FORGET

 

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HIGHWAY OF HEROES

 

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