Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home

[Surfer01]

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

 

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.

Justice for all we say.

It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!

[woody1066]

Yeah lets start on the old people.

 

They hang around the streets all day

 

They wear silly hats

 

And none of them have got jobs

[loopinlouie]

You know I hadnt thought about it like that. Prisoners definately are cared for better, they should at least at end of prison term get given the bill;)

 

Itll be your fault if we now see in the paper group of penisoners imprisoned for doing moonies outside the police station xxxxxx

[jvc2006]

Yeah lets start on the old people.

 

They hang around the streets all day

 

They wear silly hats

 

And none of them have got jobs

 

Well the Government is now going to make us all work until we drop so your problem may well be solved. Also they are trying to put less people in prison so another great money-saving idea......!

[Mungypup]

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

 

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.

Justice for all we say.

 

It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!

 

I've never thought of it like that!! Good idea!!