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As you know, LIMA is the sooper-dooper amazing computer software that allows ATOS to use cheap labour for complicated 'medical' assessments. Just wondering what your suggestions might be for what LIMA stands for... :D


My initial thoughts are:


Lying Is My Aim


Ludicrously Inadequate Medical Assessments


Like it? My Ar*e!


Let It Make Assumptions



Over to you! :p

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It stands for "Logic integrated Medical Assessment". The very first word makes me laugh, there's nothing "logic" about the damned thing!


I much prefer your descriptions Rae, they are far more accurate!

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Or maybe...


Let It Make Anguish


Look, I MIGHT Award ...


Logic Isn't My Art


Lacking In Most Areas


Letting In More Appeals


Latin Is My Ambition



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Letting In More Appeals lol just love that one rae hehe

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