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[Conniff]

Daddy's car in the woods?

 

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunty Jane in a passionate embrace.

 

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and

started to tell his mother.

 

'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunty Jane.

I went back to look and he was giving Aunty Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt off.

Then Aunty Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunty Jane...'

 

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest

of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

 

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story, Johnny started his story,

'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunty Jane. I went back to look

and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take her shirt off. Then Aunty Jane helped

Daddy take his pants off, then Aunty Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and

Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.

 

Mummy fainted!

 

 

Moral:

 

Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

 

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[dragonkeeper]

Morals as well