Now found where these jobs are for ESA 'failures'!!

[ANDYANDFLO]

Hi everyone and this thread is a 'tongue in cheek' answer to all of those that are found to be fit for work. It has been posted on here many times about what are all these 'failures' going to do, given the current climate of increased unemployment.

 

Well I have found the answer!!!

 

I have come across this advert from the JC+ employment website.

 

 

Wage

MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE

 

SUN, MON, TUES, 8 -10 AM

Location

***********

 

Duration

 

Permanent

Date posted

17 May 2010

Closing date

12 June 2010

Pension details

No details held

Description

 

"This Local Employment Partnerships employer shares information about new starters with Jobcentre Plus, for statistical purposes only. Refer to Website of the UK government : Directgov for further information".We are looking for an enthusiastic, caring, self-motivated person able to work well alone as well as part of a team. The successful applicant will be responsible for the daily care of rescue dogs with duties including cleaning, grooming and exercising, so although no previous experience is necessary, a good rapport with animals is essential and a willingness to contribute a similar amount of voluntary hours will be an advantage.

here is an employer that is offering 6 hours work a week at the National Minimum Wage. BUT it seems that if you were to do another 6 hours per week for nothing, the job is likely to go to that person.

Now I have nothing but admiration for these charities and the work they do. But if my maths is up to speed, the actual average hourly rate will be 1/2 of the NMW!!!

AND these are jobs being offered to JSA applicants. Now if each employer was looking to employ someone for 35 hours pw, they would only have to pay for 17 1/2 hours.

 

There we have it two people employed for the price of one - now if I was in power...........!!!

 

 

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Edited June 3, 2010 by ANDYANDFLO

[ANDYANDFLO]

Hi could you possibly delete this for me as I will start again - thanks & sorry

[pompeyfaith]

Andy just hit the edit button at your bottom right.

 

PF

[ANDYANDFLO]

Andy just hit the edit button at your bottom right.

 

PF

 

Hey Pompey - thanks!!

[pompeyfaith]

Your Welcome.

 

PF

[pompeyfaith]

Well the Tories are in government now so I guess they think they can get away with it and us citizens are so dump we cant work it out.

 

PF

[loan_ranger]

a willingness to contribute a similar amount of voluntary hours will be an advantage.

Forced Labour, Kim il Sung says yes!

[ErikaPNP]

and a willingness to contribute a similar amount of voluntary hours will be an advantage.

 

here is an employer that is offering 6 hours work a week at the National Minimum Wage. BUT it seems that if you were to do another 6 hours per week for nothing, the job is likely to go to that person.

Now I have nothing but admiration for these charities and the work they do. But if my maths is up to speed, the actual average hourly rate will be 1/2 of the NMW!!!

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That's absolutely ridiculous.