The Naughty Step ;-)

[Undercover-Elsa]

I think we'll have to invent an EXTRA naughty step, just for you LFI

 

[lookinforinfo]

You are very welcome to join me on it.

[Undercover-Elsa]

Aaah LIF, would that I could, but the very nature of the very naughty step means there's only room for one. Sigh.

Not to worry, though, you only get one minute for every year of your age, so it won't be long before you're back here with all the only slightly naughty people. We'll have the kettle on and give you a huge hug when you're done

Edited March 19, 2010 by Undercover-Elsa
To be naughty

[SOD'EM]

Aaah LIF, would that I could, but the very nature of the very naughty step means there's only room for one.

 

 

There is an average of 12 steps in most peoples houses, and the higher up you are the nearer to your bed you are (unless you live in a bungalow:p). The nearer the bed you are, the naughtier you have been:D. So there is plenty of room for more.

 

What step are you on Elsa?

[foolishgirl]

I was always IN BED when I was a child - either because I'd been sent there or flounced there in a huff. Don't think I paused on the stairs in either instance.

[Undercover-Elsa]

There is an average of 12 steps in most peoples houses, and the higher up you are the nearer to your bed you are (unless you live in a bungalow:p). The nearer the bed you are, the naughtier you have been:D. So there is plenty of room for more.

 

What step are you on Elsa?

 

Well I've been on them all Sodem. So much so that I now have to live in a bungalow...

 

[lookinforinfo]

Aaah LIF, would that I could, but the very nature of the very naughty step means there's only room for one. Sigh.

Not to worry, though, you only get one minute for every year of your age, so it won't be long before you're back here with all the only slightly naughty people. We'll have the kettle on and give you a huge hug when you're done

 

Morning Elsa, I have only recently been allowed off the naughty step-mine's one sugar one milk-no cup please-I like mine without. And a big hug -preferably before the tea.

 

Meanwhile, I am arranging for the builders to come in and widen the stairs in order to make a double very naughty step. And I am also trying to get hold of a copy of the CTUNSA

2010 amended [Consumer Terms Under the Naughty Step Act] to familiarise myself with any other regulations and see which ones I can break and which ones you are making up.

[MONX]

I was always IN BED when I was a child - either because I'd been sent there or flounced there in a huff. Don't think I paused on the stairs in either instance.

 

 

Oohhh I love flouncing...havent flounced in a very long time.

 

*flouncing shamelessly around the office* :grin:

[lookinforinfo]

I was always IN BED when I was a child - either because I'd been sent there or flounced there in a huff. Don't think I paused on the stairs in either instance.

 

Have you continued that tradition as you have got older as I seem to recall being in bed with a foolish girl on more than one occasion.

 

Am waiting for a copy of the Naughty Step Act to see if you are in default when in de bed, since you are supposed to be on the step.

[Undercover-Elsa]

Morning, consider yourself hugged and tea'd.

Unfortunately I don't have an original copy of your Naughty Step Agreement, however I will send you a reconstruction...

[lookinforinfo]

I understood that under Schedule 1 of the said Act that without a copy of the original, no action could be taken.

[foolishgirl]

And a big hug -preferably before the tea.

 

 

Have you continued that tradition as you have got older as I seem to recall being in bed with a foolish girl on more than one occasion.

 

 

And just to quash the rumours before they start, I do not acknowledge any bedding about with lookinforinfo, either before or afer tea, so don't think you can go issuing any default notices for not sitting on the right step :D

[lookinforinfo]

I should say that being under the influence is no defence. Please be advised that failure to acknowledge situation could lead to serious repercussions and possible production of video recordings, default notices, litigation and reports to the Naughty Step Reporting Authorities. There, your name may be blackened for six years and you will appear on their register for all to see.

[Undercover-Elsa]

Not...Not..on Equif*x?

(Braces self for cagbotting)

[PriorityOne]

Just to remind you all that the naughty step is valid even if not sat on by you...

[Undercover-Elsa]

maybe it will lure sniffing trolls, thinking it's a doorstep. Should we set traps, Priority One?

 

Also, I've just come off the very naughty step, having voluntarily put myself on it after my earlier remark, but it's made me realise it's not big enough.

I've made the decision that there will have to be several single very naughty steps, as if we put more than one person on there together who knows what they'll get up to?

[angel_1]

Hello Elsa and the gang:D

finally got to read your invite today as ive been a bit busy offline so thank you elsa for not forgetting about me

well thanks to all for the laughs this morning i really needed that

belated wishes for your anniversary wow 8 years you wait till you get to 24 this year for us very happy to say though but 30 years when we first met

oh i wish i was young but with the knowledge of today wouldnt that be cool to go back into time

anyway have a fun day and catch up with you all laters

hugs angel x

[joemay]

Gosh what's happened, have you all been that naughty that you've been banished to the cellar:eek:

[Undercover-Elsa]

Bang bang bang

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp.........

[babybear39]

Where's the special naughty step for the member who has been cagbotted the most? Not sayng it's me but I could be in the running

[citizenB]

Have you continued that tradition as you have got older as I seem to recall being in bed with a foolish girl on more than one occasion.

 

FG, something you arent telling

 

Am waiting for a copy of the Naughty Step Act to see if you are in default when in de bed, since you are supposed to be on the step.

 

I think we are all waiting for Elsa "reconstruct" the NS act:rolleyes:

 

 

 

Not...Not..on Equif*x?

(Braces self for cagbotting)

 

I think you have to be really, really, exceptionally bad to be cagbotted in the bear garden...

 

 

Where's the special naughty step for the member who has been cagbotted the most? Not sayng it's me but I could be in the running

 

good to have you back babybear

[foolishgirl]

Where's the special naughty step for the member who has been cagbotted the most? Not sayng it's me but I could be in the running

 

You should be made a permanent member for thinking dashing off into hospital excuses your leaving this forum without so much as a ta-ta!

 

(Seriously, glad to see you're up & running again BB ...)

[vint1954]

Just making my way to the step.

 

[angel_1]

hiya gang

 

back with a new spanking pc, as i think i got some old virus flu as well as the pc, and now ended up with a lovely new pc, shame im still old and weary though:eek:

 

never mind, hoping i can stay online now for so much longer and i can keep up to speed with you all

 

mind you i need my learning cap on this windows 7 and other stuff is all so different its like a new Toy yipeeeeeeeeeeee

 

have a fun day off to do some offline chores but will be back this eve

 

laters angel x

 

ps hope you all get out that cellar pretty quick LMBO

[foolishgirl]

 

mind you i need my learning cap on this windows 7 and other stuff is all so different its like a new Toy yipeeeeeeeeeeee

 

 

Beware - you only have 14 days to rectify your deficiency in new technology before you get dumped on the naughty stair, angel!

 

I should talk - I have a new Mac that is sitting like the proverbial elephant in the room as I still thump out on my old PC 'cos it's like nursery food compared to gourmet & very satisfying & comforting (unlike the Mac that frustrates the hxxx out of me!)