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A UK squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.

 

On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state.

 

The soldier was conscious and alert and, as first aid was given to both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had happened.

 

The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

 

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life **** bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a cross-dressing idiot.

 

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited ?.

 

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a bus hit us."


Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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brill fred :D


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Excellent Fred. I mst rep you elsewhere


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Love it !!! :lol:


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typical squaddie humour! love it! :D


Advice given is my opinion only, I am not a legal or financial expert (far from it).

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