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word of warning "Rooster" in on the prowl , might find you and think your fair game :eek: :eek:

NEVER FORGET

 

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Hah! If you think it's not a chicken, the disguise must be working...

Hope you realise these poor Surveillance Chickens do all this work for poultry wages..

:lol:

 

The Hens, are not paid wages Elsa.

poor things are just soooooo happy to get out of that battery; one can almost hear their happy clucking's; thank goodness we are not going to get salmonella any more!

 

Off we go, a new life for us in the debt surveillance department; plenty corn included.

 

Pity, Faccenda/DLC/Hillesden, did not provide us with FOX deterrants though...

OH, my god theres a FOX!

Run for cover guys ;

where is that cockerel when you need him?

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you sure it aint Rooster in disguise

NEVER FORGET

 

[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]

 

Help Our Hero's Website

 

http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/

 

HIGHWAY OF HEROES

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/bear-garden/181826-last-tribute-our-lads.html

 

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As you can see Im taking this threat very seriously indeed. I have brushed up on my counter surveillance techniques. I am also getting my house swept for Buggers.

 

Finger Licken Faccenda would need to get up a lot earlier in the morning to worry me.

 

I doubt whether they have the same training and expertise that I have. NUFF SAID;)

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Elsa, I actually feel really sorry for the chickens and their friend the pheasant.

 

It is all the fault of the 'EGG'!

 

That wretched EGG...whats his name?

Humpty Dumpty; a rotten egg.

 

One cannot teach chickens and pheasants to do surveillance work, they have pea brains which causes them to run off in all directions.

 

I blame, the "Egg"!!

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LOL they wonder why we take a poke at them, poor sods.

They should go on a Witless Protection Programme.

 

I had to bump that as it's pure genious (or complete idiocy, I'm never quite sure which side of the line you're on elsa:p;))

 

I'm a bit concerned to learn the pheasants are undercover. We have about a dozen that wander round the field opposite us, and now you've told me about it they look so much more sinister than before - it's bordering on being like the penguin in Wallace and Gromit:eek:

Time flies like an arrow...

Fruit flies like a banana.

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I am not the phesant plucker I am the phesant pluckers son and I am only plucking phesants untill the phesant plucker comes.

 

Leave the poor witless pheasant alone DCAK!

 

A hopeful persian cat has been trying to get the better of him all day, however, he stands his ground...

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OMG, I have seen so many suspicious people wandering around today. I bet they are all agents: A dodgy looking bloke staggering around with a can of lager, several women pushing children in pushchairs (but I didn't actually look at the children - they could all be large-sized baby dolls), a number of people walking dogs (obviously computerised K9s, especially that dalmatian), oh, the list is endless. :eek::eek::eek:

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