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I am in deep **** now. Complained to the council over the neighbours noise. The neighbours told the council they're in bed by 9. So why the hell am I hearing someone slam the door and shout at the dog gone midnight?

 

My parents did suggest moving my bed. But there's some ******** who lives around here who has a motorbike and revs it up a lot.

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the police insurance companys kids who live down the street and the iron.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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People who ask why I do not have a mobile phone! or facebook account

 

The assumption that everyone has a mobile phone. Ok, the truth is I don't want to give out someone elses mobile number to a stranger. (and he doesn't want me to do that either)

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Trying to try swimwear on in a shop when there are two unruly children who took great delight in opening the curtains.

 

At the second time I really shouted at the mother to sort her kids out, they didn't do it again! :-x

 

Such a good job there weren't any child catchers about! :!:

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British Gas, are they stupid or what! Trying to explain something to them is like hitting your head against a wall!:mad2:

If I owe you money, take a number and join the queue. If you owe me money pay up and shut up

 

 

 

 

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-23970047

 

What kind of idiot drives through fog with no bloody lights?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2412596/Blind-man-Paul-Keatings-42-banned-road-narrowly-missing-pedestrian.html

 

I can't believe how stupid some people are. I don't have a lot of vision in one eye and the other is ok for now. I wouldn't dream of even thinking about driving.

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I can't believe how stupid some people are. I don't have a lot of vision in one eye and the other is ok for now. I wouldn't dream of even thinking about driving.

 

I can when I worked in A+E I had a driver come in after a serious car accident that the police could not understand. He managed to crash his car on a long straight road. His wife had brought him a lighter that attached to his key ring because he was always loosing them. While out driving he was trying to light his smoke but could not reach. He was going down hill at the time so he thought I will take the keys out of the ignition and coast while I light up unfortunately he forgot about the wheel lock coming on when he removed the key and at 60 mph the result can be easily imagined.

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I can when I worked in A+E I had a driver come in after a serious car accident that the police could not understand. He managed to crash his car on a long straight road. His wife had brought him a lighter that attached to his key ring because he was always loosing them. While out driving he was trying to light his smoke but could not reach. He was going down hill at the time so he thought I will take the keys out of the ignition and coast while I light up unfortunately he forgot about the wheel lock coming on when he removed the key and at 60 mph the result can be easily imagined.

 

Makes you wonder where some people get their licenses from.. Cornflake packets maybe?

 

Guy got stopped for doing 106mph in the middle of the road when stopped and asked why he was driving like that response was "it says tear down the dotted line on my licence" lol

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People who are registered blind / partially sighted are automatically banned from driving. When I registered as partially sighted, (which started because I wanted to know if I could drive) I was given a bunch of papers. Within these papers was information about driving and how DVLA need to know if you register as partially sighted / blind. (we're automatically banned if we register)

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trying to get through to working tax credits to see if can get them, all you get is we can not take your call right now, no matter what time I have tried them this is all I get!

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