What Made You Want To Swear Today?

[snowdragon]

my o/h being upset by callous remarks from one of her daughters, no need for iy

[burlyb]

give her a BIG hug m8 and tell her i said chin up....trying to deal with some Shyte here thats being txt to me....women .... buggas aint they

[snowdragon]

have done m8, I know she is so hurt though, many times she has tried to build bridges with them all but they do not want to know, their dad really poisoned them

[Nystagmite]

People moaning about the lottery ticket going up to £2 when you know full well they won't stop buying one

 

I have no sympathy. Someone claimed it's a tax on the poor. Since when were you forced to play the lottery?

 

People in the library talking again. I go there because I need to study in peace and quiet. Time to find a new library I think.

[burlyb]

have done m8, I know she is so hurt though, many times she has tried to build bridges with them all but they do not want to know, their dad really poisoned them

 

 

theres nothing worse than have your heart pulled at and it's terrible when it cant be fixed due to the actions of others

 

Nyst ....walk in the library with a massive cardboard sign with the word SILENCE you f--- idiots on it in 2 foor high letters....ok not everyone has the same outlook as me

[LaughingGirl]

I have no sympathy. Someone claimed it's a tax on the poor. Since when were you forced to play the lottery?

 

People in the library talking again. I go there because I need to study in peace and quiet. Time to find a new library I think.

 

To be fair, a lot of people do it because they're desperate. If I'm going to have sympathy for people who take out pay day loans (and I do), I don't feel like I can call someone for thinking that two quid could change their life. I still blame the people who market it as 'it could be you', to be honest. It's the acceptable face of gambling, and I hope the price increase bites them on the bum. Hard.

[burlyb]

To be fair, a lot of people do it because they're desperate. If I'm going to have sympathy for people who take out pay day loans (and I do), I don't feel like I can call someone for thinking that two quid could change their life. I still blame the people who market it as 'it could be you', to be honest. It's the acceptable face of gambling, and I hope the price increase bites them on the bum. Hard.

 

 

I hope they lose millions and that someone more farer takes it over when they go down the shooooooooot but alas govt will have their say and offer it again to the biggest back hander

 

roll on the republic and UKIP

[Nystagmite]

I help moderate a forum and sometimes have to deal with some ********s. Why do some people think they know the rules better than I do? Oh, and if you don't like the rules, you can always leave.

[Nystagmite]

Ordered something from Amazon just before Christmas which hasn't turned up yet. Emailed the seller today (waited because of Christmas and new year) and the sellers husband replies "my wife [the seller] had a stroke before Christmas".

 

As sad as that is, I am not happy that he's made me feel pretty bad. Talking to friends, they would have just wrote "family issues" which I would have accepted.

[burlyb]

but you were not to know about the stroke Nyst so dont feel bad due to that bloke should have contacted you somehow or Amazon to tell them.

When I had my heart attack in Nov 06 and could not get to finish the job the next day the first thing I said to my elder son was to contact the little old lady by phone and tell her what had happened.......I went back and finished the job a while later thats all but then not everyone has the same outlook as me

[ajax95]

People who don't want to know about anybody else's troubles but expect everyone else to be there for them...

[Night Owl]

My car broke down! I hate cars!

[burlyb]

People who don't want to know about anybody else's troubles but expect everyone else to be there for them...

 

 

been there got a shedload of those t-shirts

 

got a letter from my solicitorand just getting the envelope made me smile until I opened it to discover......they sent me details of their move to a new office complex......whats happened to my injury case you bunch of berks....grrrr

[Nystagmite]

Bloody neighbours and the amount of noise they make. Yes, I know it's Sunday afternoon; but some of us don't want to hear someone screaming at their dog.

[burlyb]

Bliddy road works.....they laid new tarmac about 14 months ago on a road that t-junctions my road and today they are digging it up again:-x.......they GLUED in stones in the potholes in our road in early November last year and now they are all open again aswell thats the **** service we get here from Essex county council

[ajax95]

****ing jobhunting (and ****ing agencies in particular )

 

... and breathe out

[snowdragon]

being let down once again by a potential swap on our house, 3 times now, why do they do this? Feel like giving up to be honest, this is a lovely area, very quiet, house is on 6 years old but it was only a stepping stone to our next place!

[burlyb]

Just had a mush con his way into my house to for a survey and here I was thinking ok i'll give him a few minutes of my time and with him NOT selling anything due to I warned him NOT to be a jahovas wit-less or a seller of tripe and crud I allowed him in my porch.....he then went onto the on screen survey and it got to about 3-4 minutes in and I asked him how much longer and he then said ...almost finished and then asked me if I'd like £1,000.00 off a viking river cruise and i said aye up mush the survey was finished he looked at me and said..........oh erm ok then left by his very QUICK own accord he got out the door faster than he walked in

[burlyb]

being told by a high level consulatant that the terrible sharp pains that are in the vertebrae in the nape of my neck are from wear and tear and age.........what a load of old b-ll-ks....I had no problems with my neck AT ALL untill I tripped on that path in August 2011....he also admitted that he'd not even heard of nor seen the paperwork for the second MRI scan let alone the full body scan I had in november 2011 nor the ultra sound scan I'd had on the lump on my breastbone and when I asked about the x-ray to my forehead and the indent I now have in it due to my head hitting the pavement.........NOTHING was mentioned so I will now be contacting the solicitor tomorrow to give her the heads up on this latest load of shyte I've had to listen to from this local NHS bunch of cocks

[hallowitch]

i am so p?/xd off at myself today

[Nystagmite]

Sleeping funny last night (had a crap night's sleep anyway) and waking up with a sore collarbone / shoulder.

[ajax95]

This...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21326221

 

A friend of my Mum's hailed from Dublin and absolutely hated nuns. It was only years later she told people that she spent a couple of years in a Magdalene laundry in her teens. (According to the Christian faith, the nuns who ill-treated the women in these places are "in heaven" for "doing God's work" If that's God in action then I don't want to know...)

[determindator]

This is great.... Read the words then start singing 'My favourite things' (Sound of Music)

Enjoy:-D

 

 

Julie Andrews Turning 79 - this is hysterical!

 

To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the mus ical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used:

 

(Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!

 

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad,

I simply reme mber my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.

 

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,

Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,

These are a few of my favorite things.

 

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',

And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,

When we remember our favorite things.

 

When the joints ache, When the hips break,

When the eyes grow dim,

Then I remember the great life I've had,

And then I don't feel so bad.

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>

(Ms. Andrews received a standing ovation from the crowd

that lasted over four minutes and repeated encores. Please

share Ms. Andrews' clever wit and humor with others who

would appreciate it.)

 

So I have!

[determindator]

OOOPS:madgrin: wrong thread, little swear!

[Nystagmite]

^ha!

 

Cystitis. Fed up of it now.