What Made You Want To Swear Today?

[LaughingGirl]

No, I'm afraid I went with the statutory British response to rudeness, and just looked slightly affronted. I may have been REALLY assertive, and rolled my eyes at the checkout operator. I'm afraid one one occasion, I said 'thank you' while exiting an empty lift...I'm not well known for my aggression, lol.

 

Finger is doing remarkably well, thank you Mr B.

[caro]

well I did think of saying something funny but thought better of it due to there could be a slap in it so I'm glad Nyst got to it first ....she can get the slap lol.....whats the betting you cant get the replacement in the bliddy sales Caro.....have a good one anyway x

 

Can count on it burly. Nipped to currys on the off chance I could order a new glass and they thought I wanted a new oven for £549!

 

I missed a trick not getting out of all the cooking!

[Harris2Laurie]

Merry Christmas!

[burlyb]

I sorted loads of cooking stuff this evening while the lads were out on the lash.............then there was the 12.20 am phonecall.......dad we're just getting kebab n cheesy chips can you come and pick us up lol.....Billy had stated his and greased the front of his nice new shirt.....wilf

Edited December 24, 2012 by burlyb

[burlyb]

reading what Cameron wrote.......remember the troops at xmas and yes also the lies of politicians as to why they are out there and also the one that got away.....Blair

[snowdragon]

hey m8, all parties are the same, like a balloon.Full of hot air! None of them ever keep their promises

[burlyb]

UKIP -Nigel Farage....................thats the three best words in the english language at the moment

[burlyb]

just found out that some tosser had tried to burgle my truck as it stood on the driveway.............the tosser just does not realise how lucky they are i had not gone out there during their attempted robbery cos nothing angers me more that haveing **** like them try to take from me who'd had to earn and sweat blood to get what he's got....it will teach me to lock it from now on though and luckily nothing was missing..

[LaughingGirl]

UKIP -Nigel Farage....................thats the three best words in the english language at the moment

 

Sorry Burls, I'm 99.9% certain that the best three words in the English language at the moment (any moment in fact) are "Here's your wine".

[citizenB]

hey m8, all parties are the same, like a balloon.Full of hot air! None of them ever keep their promises

 

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. - Laurence J Peter

 

[snowdragon]

all the trosh they have put on tv over the holiday, need indigestion pills due to the many repeats

[burlyb]

that story about the rise of Napoleon was great this evening I liked that ....I was watching that as some bastid was attempting to procure items of value from my vehicle...all they found were some old reciepts and ex buisness cards .....still leaves a nasty image of them in my mind though grrrrr

[Nystagmite]

all the trosh they have put on tv over the holiday, need indigestion pills due to the many repeats

 

We spent last night watching films because of this.

[burlyb]

finding out the the person who I thought was burgling my truck was actually trying to steal the whole vehicle and not just coins etc for drugs or whatever

[snowdragon]

everything, including seeing that god awful film Zulu on yet again

[EbenezerTwist]

finding out the the person who I thought was burgling my truck was actually trying to steal the whole vehicle and not just coins etc for drugs or whatever

 

More like change of daks than swearing. 'Course one would swear if the daks were ruined.

Trust all is OK?

[assisted blonde]

That woman with the awful grin who was married to our ex prime minister getting a new years honour, this family will now becomne even more unbearable than they already are.

[burlyb]

you mean Mrs Blair the woman with a mouth shaped like a deformed old leather bucket...yeah I know the one....so she's getting honoured for aiding her old man to open the flood gates for all en-sunrdy to jump ship etc into the uk then copping millons of pounds in defending their petitions etc to stay here blah blah blah...blair blair blair......oh then HE jacks it in once he knows he's well and truely ----'-- us over and cops millions £'s a year for being one of the most hated people on this earth and one of the instigators of two calamitous wars thay we are still engaged in in the mid east then they make him middle east envoy instead of issuing an arrest warrent and freezing BOTH their assets of mainly ill gotten gains 'dont forget her dodgey mortgage's etc'.....yes why should she not be honoured along with the rest of the **** have shafted us all along the whitehall line

 

why are there no assassins about when you need one or twenty...............only in the uk or the usa could this happen or maybe a few dictatorships or ....ahhh well roll on UKIP and the republic

[assisted blonde]

you mean Mrs Blair the woman with a mouth shaped like a deformed old leather bucket...yeah I know the one....so she's getting honoured for aiding her old man to open the flood gates for all en-sunrdy to jump ship etc into the uk then copping millons of pounds in defending their petitions etc to stay here blah blah blah...blair blair blair......oh then HE jacks it in once he knows he's well and truely ----'-- us over and cops millions £'s a year for being one of the most hated people on this earth and one of the instigators of two calamitous wars thay we are still engaged in in the mid east then they make him middle east envoy instead of issuing an arrest warrent and freezing BOTH their assets of mainly ill gotten gains 'dont forget her dodgey mortgage's etc'.....yes why should she not be honoured along with the rest of the **** have shafted us all along the whitehall line

 

why are there no assassins about when you need one or twenty...............only in the uk or the usa could this happen or maybe a few dictatorships or ....ahhh well roll on UKIP and the republic

 

That sound like the one

[labrat]

autistic daughter kicked off at about 8pmish last night, didnt stop until 3am this morning, i go out for work at 4am

 

day off work with no pay as too tired to work.... bout £100 quid down the drain

[ajax95]

This bloody weather.. I have to go out in an hour or so. (Perhaps a paddle might come in handy)

[Nystagmite]

The attitudes of certain people on this site towards those of us with Autism.

[burlyb]

Chris Stewart City of York councillor and chairman of the City's 'CON'servatives saying that there is NO need for food banks due to no one is starving in the uk.......Tell it to the poor of your city you f-- freak.......how I'd love to swing these shysters around by their necks and then boot them in the rissole with a propper size ten hobnailed boot....get with the programe you worthless tory barstewards or Stewarts

Edited January 3, 2013 by burlyb

[woody1066]

I regularly work with a local food bank. I couldn't agree more. There are plenty of people who, without food banks, would certainly be starving

[burlyb]

I regularly work with a local food bank. I couldn't agree more. There are plenty of people who, without food banks, would certainly be starving

I may look for one in this area and offer some limited help and well done you for being there for others