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A Northern Territories (Oz) farm hand

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A Northern Territories (Oz) farm hand, radios back to the farm manager.

'Boss, I got one helluva problem here... I hit a ruddy pig with the truck. The pig seems OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars on the front and is wriggling and squealing so blady much, ah can't get 'I'm out.

 

The manager says,'Ok, there's a ....303 Rifle behind the seat in the rack, take it, shoot the pig and you'll be able to remove it.'

 

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

 

'So what's the now mate?' raged the Manager. '

 

Well boss, it's his motor-bike....it's stuck under the wheel arch and the brooodily blue light wont stop flashing..'

 

'..........................................ullo - you still there Boss?


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