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A solution to the credit crunch!!

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Just got this on email...Make sense to me!!!

 

Dear Mr. Darling,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain 's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on

lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. It’s not difficult!!

 

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force.

– Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

 

They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

 

They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

 

 

They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.

They must send their kids to school / college/university - C rime rate fixed.

 

Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week that’s your money back in duty / tax etc.

 

 

It can't get any easie r than that!

 

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back

their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.

 

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

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Great Idea, I'm in especially as I will benefit being over the magic age:D


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Have you only just got the e-mail, HAK? It's been doing the rounds for a while, time to update to Broadband from you 56k modem!!! :-D

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