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A guy walks into a bar and notices he's the only one there, apart from the barman, who's on the phone. The barman signals him that he'll be with him in a minute. The guy nods and bellies up to the bar to wait. Suddenly, he hears a little voice say, "Hey, you're looking pretty sharp today. New suit?"

 

The guy looks around but can't see anyone else in the place. He hears the voice again. "Seriously...you are looking good, chum. Have you lost weight?"

 

The guy looks around again and still doesn't see anyone. "Hello?" he asks. "Is someone speaking to me?"

 

"You bet! I just had to say that I thought you were looking just super!" A bunch of other tiny voices suddenly rose in agreement.

 

The guy realizes now that these voices are coming from a bowl of beer nuts on the bar in front of him. He stares at them as the barman finally hangs up and comes to serve his only customer.

 

"What'll you have?" asks the barman.

 

"What?... Oh, a pint of ale, I guess", mutters the guy, still staring at the nuts.

 

He finally looks up at the barman drawing his pint. "What's the deal with these nuts?" he asks.

 

The barman brings the guy's pint over and sets it before him. "They're complimentary", he shrugs.

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:D Kip, you have far, far too much time...................:D

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Hi Kip,

 

What is this obsession of yours with Nuts?....Is it 'cause your dogs don't have any anymore and you're over compensating? ;)

 

Thanks for the pm btw. :)

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ive got 2 on the left that need new ones,, :D :D :D

NEVER FORGET

 

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Help Our Hero's Website

 

http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/

 

HIGHWAY OF HEROES

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/bear-garden/181826-last-tribute-our-lads.html

 

Like Cooking ? check the Halogen Cooker thread

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:p bloke seen walking round with a steering wheel hanging from his Fly`s

 

Man asks what it is for

 

Dunno says the guy, it is driving me nuts

 

:D:D

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