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Hi all just thought I would start a thread of jokes for some fun and to provide some light entertainment for everyone being harassed by dca's

 

Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a dca threat monkey ?

 

A: a doberman:lol:

 

Q: What do you do if you see a dca threat monkey drowning ?

 

A: throw them an anchor :lol:

 

Q: What is the difference between a dca threat monkey and a prostitute ?

 

A: A prostitute stops trying to scr*w you when you are dead :lol:

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A DCA gets made redundant, and cries all the way home, when her husband gets home she screams,

"I have been made redundant, and how are we going to pay our bills," she cries.

The husband looks at her and says,

"sorry darling you will have to go on the game",

WHAT" she yells,

"We have no other choice "the husband says,

" ok I agree "she says.

The following morning the redundant DCA comes home to her husband, and the husband looks at her and says "how much you make last night then"

The redundant DCA says "£275.10"

The husband looks at her and says "who the hell gave you 10 pence"

The redundant DCA replies "All of them"

"Always ask for a CCA, Simples".

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Did you hear about the two dca theat monkeys who were found frozen to death out side a cimema ?

 

they where wating to see closed for winter

 

 

Q: why do sharks not attack dca's

 

A: Professional courtesy

 

Did you hear about the madman who has taken an dca office hostage ?

he treatened to release one an hour untill his demands were meet

 

Q: what is the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead dca theat monkey ?

 

A: There are skid marks before the skunk

 

Q: If you see a theat monkey on a bike why should you not swerve to hit them ?

 

A: It might be your bike

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A lawyer, a banker and a debt collector were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The lawyer says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in!"

The banker agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent 17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The debt collector nods wisely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife recently left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!":D

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A lawyer, a banker and a debt colector all went to Hell.

The lawyer wound up in a blazing furnace and the banker was put in beside him burning away. The debt collector wound up in a big bedroom with a beautiful blonde film star in his arms. "That's not fair," said the lawyer and the banker, "rewarding him like that."

 

"That's not the debt collectors reward," said The Devil, "that's her punishment."

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What do you call four DCA Threat monkeys drowning

 

A start

 

What do you call fifty DCA Threat monkeys chained together at the bottom of the sea ??

 

A very good start indeed !!!

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