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I wonder if it's the real Warren Buffet who has joined our CAG throng:madgrin: Could be Wow!

 

If you have the same name or just like one of the best investors in the world, it made me smile:-D

 

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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I can't think of anything

 

Me neither :)

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I don’t think these people had smiles on their faces .

 

Lessons to be learned here! Have a good day.

 

 

 

2016 DARWIN AWARDS

You've been waiting for them with baited breath,

So without further ado, here are the 2016 Darwin Awards:

 

Eighth Place

 

In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an

18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

 

Seventh Place

 

A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot

high cliff on his daily run.

 

Sixth Place

 

While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a

beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their

hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment

almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

 

Fifth Place

 

Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was

caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull

as he hit the floor.

 

Fourth Place

 

Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded

with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.

 

Third Place

 

After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms

intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon

seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.

 

The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was

pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop.

The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else

was hurt.

 

HONORABLE MENTION

 

Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. So they lit a quarter stick of dynamite

to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.

 

RUNNER UP

 

Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped

from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway

of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope.

Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one

end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot

off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot

was never located.

 

AND THE WINNER IS....

 

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than

a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46,

was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.

 

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock

as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that

proves... 'S**t happens'!

 

IT ALWAYS SEEMS IMPORTANT TO THANK THESE PEOPLE FOR REMOVING THEMSELVES FROM THE

GENE POOL.

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