Psychometric tests - Grrr!

[gyzmo]

Just spent one and a half bleeding hours filling in one of the stupid things. I HATE THEM!!! The last one I done was completely off the mark and I suspect this one is to.

 

Note to developers: The following is not a fair test on a "most like me, least like me basis"

 

Skin a cat alive

Eat a piece of t*rd

Shove 2 million volts into my ears.

[Tezcatlipoca]

I'm guessing this is yet more Myers-Briggs bull****.

 

Assuming so, I shouldn't give it too much thought, to be honest. The Myers-Briggs test, much like Scientology, is utter pseudo-science (or, in this case, pseudo-psychology). It's very popular with businesses - especially corporations (Amex routinely dish them out) - but having no real basis in fact, or, indeed, reality. Jung would be turning in his grave, I suspect...

[tendogs]

My flaccid popinjay of a neighbour remortgaged his house to set up a business running this clap trap, needless to say he's failing in a spectacular fashion

[Tezcatlipoca]

My flaccid popinjay of a neighbour

 

I'm so stealing that and adding it to my own vocabulary.

[tendogs]

I once called my mother in law a whey faced old ratbag and she overheard.

[fuzzybobble]

I had to do one a couple of weeks ago. Took me around 5 mins to do the 100 questions they allow half an hour for.

 

 

Today they called and offered me the job.

[gyzmo]

Ooh who is it?!?! I can do that! Come on - giz a job!