Follow Garry R D Kettle Game... Where have you spotted him?

[kaysamoly]

also here at blackpool writes all my letters to must be exhausted

[brecken]

I live in cumbria and I have also had letters from him, although the last one was signed by andrew brown.

[rippedoffagain]

Doesn't have to travel far for me. I live in Halifax.

[horace4831]

Ditto.

 

Kent.

 

 

A***h*le.

 

 

I am going to BOIL YOU (THE KETTLE) IN COURT at 100 degrees

Centigrade!

 

 

There are certain unique characteristics in my case that I cannot post here at the present time , I am really sorry about this, but I WIlLL post results and routes upon successsful outcome,which will be shortly! Keep on Keepin' On!

[BankFodder]

I am going to BOIL YOU (THE KETTLE) IN COURT at 100 degrees

Centigrade!

 

 

It would be a bit tricky doing it at any other temperature - at least in this country

[garethwmorgan]

He enjoys a jaunt across the North Wales Coast to Llandudno and Colwyn Bay as well :?

[laura1clark]

Lanarkshire too apparently - maybe he's claiming expenses and our charges are made to cover them...

[aisrael]

I'm in Cwmbran, South Wales. He also sends his best wishes to me now and again too....

[DEE]

i have had letters from this Garry RD Kettle as well and i live in Hereford. Its headed with the hereford branch address as well so i presumed he works there as well. I have asked for him in person and its always "err..he s away at the moment"

 

Do you think he exists?

 

I tried to catch Mr Kettle in Scotland but they said he was in a meeting. But as I subscribe to 18866 and the cost is zero pence per minute, I said I would hold on. Funny, they then said it would be pointless as they did not know when he would be free. Do you think they have him tied up? DEE

[laurawilliams]

he's written to me in ellesmere port, cheshire.. hehe

[gothicf0rm]

whats the legality of this though? we have someone writing and pretending to be from your local branch when he isnt. when you go into the branch to try and talk to him youre told he's unavailable.

[DEE]

he's written to me in ellesmere port, cheshire.. hehe

 

Forget Mr Kettle he's obviously a cowardly custard. Try the big cheese - James Crosby CEO Direct Line No 0142232647 Fax No 01422 326688 Address: Halifax Plc Trinity Road Halifax HX1 2RG. Happy hunting. DEE

[trayday]

and i thought the 'kettle' and i had a private thing going all these years!! what with all the letters he keeps sending me.

And i also thought he worked from the Eltham branch in S.E.London, oh well.

[usandthekids]

He often pops down to Nantwich in Cheshire to send me a letter.Wish I had half his energy at the minute.

[scooby]

I though he was a weather man?

 

I was just wondering, does he actually have to use the stamper thing every time his signature appears on the bottom of a letter, cause looking thorough our files he must be limp wristed by now

[Spiceskull]

On the subject of is he real, I would suspect not. Without revealing too much, I used to work for a company that, by the nature of it's business, received literally millions of complaints a year.

 

This guy was made up specifically to deal with complaints, for the simple reason that if anyone decided to sue him, the company could ask "sue who...we don't employ anybody by that name..."

 

Whether this was legal or not I didn't ask, but I often questioned the morality of the deception for the fact that it WAS a deception...

 

Please do not ask further questions, as I am not at liberty to discuss the name or the company.

[fruitycar]

He also masquerades as a Bank of Scotland employee in Aberdeenshire.

[SPARKY100]

He's also active in Yorkshire. Just had a letter from him at the start of March.

 

Judging by the area our "Personal banking Services Manager" covers, and the branches in which he works, its no wonder the bank have to levvy the charges they do, just to cover his travel expenses. I suspect he's not on the minimum wage.

 

By the way, my 7 year old has a better signature.

[SPARKY100]

He's alive and well in Yorkshire. Judging by the number of branches he works from, it's no wonder they charge such ridiculous fees. Must be just to cover his travel expenses.

 

My 7 year old also has a better signature. It needs work......

[Spiceskull]

It would be a bit tricky doing it at any other temperature - at least in this country

 

How so? At no time did I see confirmation that the Kettle contained water - he/she may contain mercury, and would therefore boil at a lower or higher temperature (my chemistry fails me at this moment in time...!)

[dodge]

Garry Kettle is a bit like Elvis dont you think,

I have received letters from him from Tunbridge Wells branch!!!!

[Flyermonkey]

He really is the man....

 

I have had a large number of letters going back at least 3 years from him while he has been working in the Thurso (near John O Groats) branch of the Bank Of Scotland!

 

Cornwall, Northern Ireland, The Far North Of Scotland, he must have a helcopter instead of a company car?

[cornishbear]

Well He was definatly back in Launceston Cornwall last week!!

Found time to write 2 letter!!

CB

[DavyM]

I guess the picture has been painted but I'll just add that he works for the BOS Paisley branch too. I would love to know where he gets the thick black pen from.

 

If he's right handed he'll be easy to spot with one arm bigger than the other.

[thewifeandI]

On the subject of is he real, I would suspect not. Without revealing too much, I used to work for a company that, by the nature of it's business, received literally millions of complaints a year.

 

This guy was made up specifically to deal with complaints, for the simple reason that if anyone decided to sue him, the company could ask "sue who...we don't employ anybody by that name..."

 

Just like the Readers' Digest's "Tom Champagne"!!