I have my own DoorSteop Collection Notice !!

[Toulose LeDebt]

 

 

Please give generously now.

[SteveH2508]

Why don't we all post huge flat stones to them teling they are true copies of our doorsteps? It may cost us a few quid each but wouldn't the result be funny to video and put on YouTube...

 

Remember that you are allowed by Law to omit Names, Addresses and Signatures. You can also send a second doorstep with the prescribed terms on (even if it is made of totally different stuff!)

 

See, the law may be set in stone

[lilly white]

In The Style Of Dave V The World

 

It Has Come To My Notice It Would Have Been Difficult Not To As It Is Out My Front Door, A Door Step Has Been Sent As You Are No Doubt Aware This Is Not A Agreedment And It Does Not Suit The Door.

 

I Must Remind You That Sending A Unsigned Door Step Which I Can Only Persume That You Have Collected From Pt Is Just Not Playing The Game Also I Will Not Pay For The Transportation From Eastligh

 

I Did Not Want The Doorstep Did Not Ask For The Doorstep I Can Only Persume This Is A Underhanded Trick To Confuse Pt Who At This Moment Is Eyeball To Eyeball With Littlewoods.

 

With Due Respect To Dave Where Are You And Of Course Pt

[Undercover-Elsa]

Further to your doorstep request I enclose (in the attached skip) a polystyrene doorstep with badly pasted stone wallpaper.

In order for me to ascertain whether you are entitled to collect this doorstep, please place a size 12 muddy footprint on it and return.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Nurse Elsa

[Big_Bother!]

Friend of mine once told one that he could either leave vertical or horizontal in a back of an ambulance! I've seen him in action he was ex Special Forces!

[reorete]

im new to this but got a call last night saying im getting my very own first door step visit from mackenzie hall. have you got any ideas on how i can make this visit hospitable.what shall i say.ive already told them over the phone there getting sweet fa.what makes them think a doorstep visits gonna change it.please give me some tips please please please

[lilly white]

well ok

 

IMHO WE WILL NEED TO SEE THE DOOR STEP

 

CAN YOU SCAN IT AND WE WILL HAVE A LOOK.

 

ALSO HAVE YOU LOOK AT IS MY DOOR STEP ENFORSABLE

[Big_Bother!]

My advice to cold callers is DON'T LET THEM IN. They do not have a right of entry (Only The Royal Mail has a right of entry to any property) Under their Royal Charter they have to deliver to every address in the land.Even the Poilice need a warrent.(unless you invite them) There is the Law of Trespass that covers this. If you have made an appointment (Silly Move) Do not make it hospitable. You may find they will still be refusing to go at ten o'clock at night!There are letters in the forums that you can send to these DCA muppets basically telling them to get lost

[babybear39]

Awsome thread How did I miss it

[mr.ton]

 

 

Please give generously now.

 

I plan to use 1 of those when i make my 1st visit to a DCA's headquarters

[ashmk]

My advice to cold callers is DON'T LET THEM IN. They do not have a right of entry (Only The Royal Mail has a right of entry to any property) Under their Royal Charter they have to deliver to every address in the land.Even the Poilice need a warrent.(unless you invite them) There is the Law of Trespass that covers this. If you have made an appointment (Silly Move) Do not make it hospitable. You may find they will still be refusing to go at ten o'clock at night!There are letters in the forums that you can send to these DCA muppets basically telling them to get lost

 

 

Re-read the thread... your missing the point

[harrassed senior]

They still havn't called - should I make a concerned telephone call in case they got lost in the field whilst trying to find my doorstep!

[babybear39]

lol...

[JrnyFan4Life]

I'm still waiting for BoS to send someone round, they sent me a "Doorstep Collection" notice in the form of a payslip but even the doorstep isn't mine so like everything else in the house, they can't have it

[GamekeeperToPoacher]

I am so pleased that my gran didn't receive a doorstep collector or we would have starved!

 

She used to sharpen the bread knife on it.

 

GK

 

Well maybe she did receive a visitor just as she was about to give the edge a quick polish:D

[GamekeeperToPoacher]

HS do you live in a field then?

 

GK

[reorete]

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[harrassed senior]

Not quite, but I thought perhaps they had run out of Doorstep collectors and had to resort to using Field Officers

[GamekeeperToPoacher]

I plan to use 1 of those when i make my 1st visit to a DCA's headquarters

 

So you expect to be invited back?

 

GK

[jokerdisco]

what if you dont have a doorstep? what if you house has been converted for a wheelchair and its a ramp? should i try and buy a doorstep of ebay incase they come, so they dont feel they have had a wasted trip?

[pmhcfc]

Doorstep collection indeed ;-)

 

Lol - this play on words reminds me a little of a Black Adder sketch....The one with Prince Regent wants to marry Amy...Black Adder goes to Amy's Dad and says:

 

"The Prince wants your Daughter for his wife"

 

and Amy's Dad replies;

 

"Well his wife cant have her!"

[reorete]

hows about digging out that movie home alone.remember the part where the kid orders pizz and when the guy comes to collect payment the kid plays conversation from an old movie lolllllllllllllllllllll keep the change ya filthy animal

[welshwizard]

Or heat up the door knocker.

 

Or electrify the door knocker.

[ashmk]

These doorsteps must have hidden value. Mabey we should buy now while the prices are low and sell later at a nice margin.

[GamekeeperToPoacher]

Or heat up the door knocker.

 

Or electrify the door knocker.

 

How a huge microwave?

 

GK