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I have had to laugh out loud moments in the past couple of days from my 4 year old niece I whilst you shouldn't always laugh at the 'naughty' things they do I find it really hard not to so thought we could use this thread to put some out the mouths of babes cheer back in to the world.


So I'll start with these 2.....


Picture the scene my 4 year old neice is very angelic looking blonde curls blue eyes, stereotypical innocence! She's sat on the floor in the kitchen playing whilst me and her mum drink tea. She looks up all of a sudden and says


"mummy you don't say bad words do you?"

"no you don't" her mummy replies

"oh......so you don't say f**king hell then?"


Well the look of death I got for mother when I burst into uncontrollable laughter!


the second happened today curtosey of the same little lady


She was having a bit of a mardy afternoon, think she was tired, and her grandad says "oh shut up whinging" she stops stares at him and then replies

"grandad I don't like your attitude - it stinks!"


god knows where she has learned this stuff but I think she is my new comedy hero! :D

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When my son was 4, I said, come away from the telly, you'll need glasses.

Well get me some, was his reply :rolleyes:


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