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I read this around christmas. I thought i was the only person that loved it as no body else said anything.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

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the most disgusting thing is when you blow your nose.

 

beside the horrible noise... after you finished you look at the handkerchief.

 

I mean... why?

 

what do you expect to find?

 

the hanging gardens of Babylon?

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WHAT!

 

U mean half the cast re not going to be there. Thats not good.

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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
C&A in Bournemouth sold that t-shirt years ago. I wore it with pride until it fell victim to a cannibalistic washing-machine. :-(

 

Amazing the number of people I had to explain it to, though. :-|

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its because some ppl are not as intelligent as us lot booky.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

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C&A in Bournemouth sold that t-shirt years ago. I wore it with pride until it fell victim to a cannibalistic washing-machine. :-(

 

Amazing the number of people I had to explain it to, though. :-|

I have seen the "smeg head" tee shirt... didnt buy it though. :D

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"You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren't you, eh? [there is a cut

here] I'm pointing at you, yes, I'm pointing at you, but I'm not actually

addressing you; I'm addressing the one prat in the country who thought he

could get hold of this recording, turn it round, and actually work out the

rubbish that I'm saying. What a poor, sad life he's got! [there is a cut

here] Frankly, your act's crap, anyway -- anybody could have had it. I hate

the lot of you! Bollocks to you!"

{NB: Said by the club manager, backwards -- don't look for it}

who was sad enough to do that?
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I brought the box set for my bro for christmas looks like i need to add a few discs to that soon then.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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