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For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~~~~~

a reminder that adult words are often taken literally...

 

'Circumcised' (this is priceless!)

 

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

 

She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite

embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.

He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

 

He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your

mom!' she said.

'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Oh that is tooo cute for words!

 

Arent they adorable?

Advice given is my opinion only, I am not a legal or financial expert (far from it).

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Arent they adorable?

 

 

Aren't WHAT adorable?:eek::p

 

 

If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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