Totally CRAZY but Simple & It Works...Metaphysics for BILLS of all kinds...

[Goldlady]

Just wondered if there is a sneezing epidemic with all this blessing of people:D

[sosumi]

LOL! :lol:

There was a very funny article in the Onion a couple of years ago, which I daren't say, but involved a lot of blessings.

[sosumi]

type 'just blessing everything in sight' into Google.

[Goldlady]

Oh yes, bless you sosumi, that was an uplifting read:D

[skonk]

I think we all have to admit that the OP has provided us with some humour in these dark, moneyless days!! Probably wasn't his intention, but at least he's "blessed" us all with the gift of laughter! May this thread live long!!

 

Have to think though, I bet the OP didn't expect to get shot down in flames so bad! Everyone appreciates a bit of advice, but not like that! Wonder how many other sites he's posted it on?

[rev.ian]

Next time you send a CCA request and before you PRINT your name don’t write Yours faithfully or Yours sincerely, write With Christian love or In the love of Jesus.

You will all fell better about getting the dca to do some real work.

I am a real reverend, I fell ill, was unable to work and feel blessed to have found this site.

I don’t end my letters to Bryan Carter With Christian love or In the love of Jesus.

[borisbeaver]

He is David Icke and I claim my Lizard man:razz:

[Desperate Daniella]

Now you see how much fun you are having!!

 

Why would anyone want to close this thread down?

 

Bless the OP for cheering you all up.

 

 

DD

[gyzmo]

I think people would be more likely to write "for the love of God" out of sheer desparation.

 

Hmm. Actually, I can see a little business line here.

 

Pre-printed CCA requests typed on Papal letter head written in dyed water from Lourdes. Each one comes with free gift pack containing a surprise gift of either a rosary bead (fair trade), a mock dead sea scroll etched "It is easier to enter the kindgom of heaven than it is to get a CCA request complied with" or a humourous remote controlled speaker which when activated says "Bless you" in a Minnie-Mouse-having-an-orgasm pitched voice.

 

Yours for £299.99 (Cheques acceptable - please make payable to Blest-U-Best, Inc.)

Edited February 24, 2009 by gyzmo

[Desperate Daniella]

That is sooooo funny. I was laughing so much I was crying.

 

Which bank are you choosing to handle the Blest-U-Best business account?

 

DD

[skonk]

You do realise the OP is blessing us all to Hell right now?! Doesn't bother me, I like metal music, scantily clad ladies and week long parties!!

[gyzmo]

That is sooooo funny. I was laughing so much I was crying.

 

Which bank are you choosing to handle the Blest-U-Best business account?

 

DD

 

TSB of course - Thee's Surely Blessed

[Tau]

roflmfao

I need a new keyboard now, this ones drowned in coffee

[Zedres]

Omg.... ....

 

This must be the commanding champion of the most pathetics text I've read in years (and I read a *lot*....). Nick-name, if you are a consumer, I feel deeply sorry for your your severe lack of self-respect. I could hever imagine there's people who can take severe pain so cheaply.

 

But I'm not sure if you are a consumer. The text you wrote up represents corporate interests wholeheartedly and in an absolutely determined manner. What are you?

Edited February 25, 2009 by Zedres

[Zedres]

I'm sorry... how can there be people here who laugh at Nick-name's post?

 

If what he wrote is a truthful account of his worldview, this person is in severe pain and in urgent need of serious support. If what he wrote is not a truthful account of his worldview...

 

...

[skonk]

If he was making the post to tell us how he's suffered through no fault of his own, then fair enough, but he's not. You just answered your own question by saying "The text you wrote up represents corporate interests wholeheartedly and in an absolutely determined manner. What are you?"

 

I've already said it in this thread that people need REAL solutions to pay their bills, not writing things on bloody bills, closing your eyes and hoping they'll get paid. This is why people are laughing. They don't want to be preached at, blessed, baptised or any other kind of thing.

 

I'm sorry, but you can't come on here like the OP did, make a big post like that, and not expect to be ridiculed. If he had said something like, organising your bills, make a spreadsheet of incomings/outgoings, work out how much you can budget, then that'd be all fine and dandy, but he's posting some Dale Carnegie way of thinking (Go Google him to see what I mean).

 

edit: Sorry, but I've just reread the last two posts. First post you basically join in with everyone else, saying he's pathetic, and asking what he is. Next post you're asking how can anyone laugh at him, defending him! Jeez! Make ya mind up!!

Edited February 25, 2009 by skonk

[Zedres]

Hi... and thanks! I think I understand the misunderstanding here:

 

a) Omg.... ....

This must be the commanding champion of the most pathetics text I've read in years (and I read a *lot*....). Nick-name, if you are a consumer, I feel deeply sorry for your your severe lack of self-respect. I could hever imagine there's people who can take severe pain so cheaply.

 

But I'm not sure if you are a consumer. The text you wrote up represents corporate interests wholeheartedly and in an absolutely determined manner. What are you?

 

I'm not laughing at this person... I'm explaining how deeply sorry I feel for him and why.

 

b) I'm sorry... how can there be people here who laugh at Nick-name's post?

 

If what he wrote is a truthful account of his worldview, this person is in severe pain and in urgent need of serious support. If what he wrote is not a truthful account of his worldview...

 

...

 

Further evidence of how deeply sorry I feel. I think that if Nick-name truly believes what he wrote, his mental, financial, social and cultural situation is so tragical that makes even ironly unethical. I really believe people should not laugh at Nick-name, for the same reason why people should not laugh when in front of a quadriplegic person in a public place. Mentally speaking, if Nick-name truly believes in what he describes, he is in need of serious specialist psychoanalytical (and possibly even neuropsychological) support.

 

Only that as I was writing up the 2nd post, I realised I cannot take for granted that someone who so wholeheartedly represents corporate interests is certainly a customer. What if he's some corporate muppet just testing whether some peoples' religious and/or supernatural feelings (you'd be surprised how many people feel strongly in these ways...!) can be exploited as factors of misinformation and manipulation?

[gyzmo]

Trust someone to come along and spoil the fun....

 

The OP obviously has some skill and intelligence as he has been able to respond and argue against me (rather unsuccessfully I might add). Second, he has produced a book (allegedly) - something not everyone is capable of.

 

One can say the same thing of anyone with a religious belief, and indeed people have in the past. The difference though is that not many religious people rely purely on prayer and hope to pay bills - they have the common sense to pay or seek help.

 

The OP is not doing that. He is relying on a rather daft and completely irresponsible belief that someone will read two words and will write off a debt (I think).

 

There is something to be said about feeling positive, but positive thought alone does not pay bills.

 

The OP is perfectly welcome to come back and prove what he is saying. If he posts anything deserving of ridicule, we can get back to the jokes....

[gyzmo]

Oh and as for he bank account, I was think of Abbey. Maybe there are a few monks working there that can bless the bank statements...

[andynsue]

My cousin Bill got married to Becky last Saturday, he was blessed in church. Praps thats where OP has got confused????

[skonk]

Maybe the OP#s original identity is Brian Blessed?

[borisbeaver]

I had a friend who said that everytime she sneezed, she had an orgasm. When I asked her what she was taking for it, she replied, "pepper".

 

Bless us all.

[godpikachu]

I wonder if the OP would mind blessing me with some of the crack he has obviously been smoking.

[Zedres]

Trust someone to come along and spoil the fun....

 

The OP obviously has some skill and intelligence as he has been able to respond and argue against me (rather unsuccessfully I might add). Second, he has produced a book (allegedly) - something not everyone is capable of.

 

One can say the same thing of anyone with a religious belief, and indeed people have in the past. The difference though is that not many religious people rely purely on prayer and hope to pay bills - they have the common sense to pay or seek help.

 

The OP is not doing that. He is relying on a rather daft and completely irresponsible belief that someone will read two words and will write off a debt (I think).

 

There is something to be said about feeling positive, but positive thought alone does not pay bills.

 

The OP is perfectly welcome to come back and prove what he is saying. If he posts anything deserving of ridicule, we can get back to the jokes....

 

OK.. I must give some credit to this reply .

 

Which means that the OP is

 

a) A pathetic victim of some weird religious-like (but not religious!) juncture of optimistically expressed ideas of sure self-destruction.... (Which I still think is depressing and extremely sad, making the OP a person in need of serious care and not a target of irony....)

 

or

 

b) A cunning clown who advocates corporate interests, knows it but doesn't want to let us know, while he's trying to see if he can exploit even a few forum users' 'religious' needs or beliefs (most people have at least one of the two).

 

Considering (b), I was just about to rest my case when I suddenly thought that: if the OP is (b), then he doesn't even deserve to be the target of our irony/fun. Imho, he deserves a more aggressive response - e.g. being banned from this forum now.

 

Come on guys... you know fun and ironic commentary can be an extremely creative and stimulating activity.. don't waste it like this! There's so many better situations for that purpose around you (which really deserve it, for the same purpose)

 

Repent... 8-)

[Zedres]

I wonder if the OP would mind blessing me with some of the crack he has obviously been smoking.

 

He'd be useless even in that. Imagine the OP kissing their crack after blessing it (and before smoking it). Crack gets wet and useless, as is user.