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How a man chooses a wife

 

A man had 3 girlfriends but didn't know which one to choose to marry.

 

He decided to set a test and gave £5000 each and said: "Spend it the way you want".

 

The 1st one went shopping, bought clothes, jewellery, went to the hairdresser's, beauty parlour etc and said to the man: "I spent all the money so I could be more beautiful for you, to please you. Because I love you."

 

The 2nd one went shopping, bought a DVD player, a big screen TV, golf clubs and porn movies and she said to the man: "I spent all the money on you to make you happy, to please you. Because I love you."

 

The 3rd one took the money, invested it and in 3 days, doubled her investment, gave the £5000 back to the man and said: "I invested your money and I earned mine. Now I can do what I want with my money. Because I love you."

 

So the man thought,

thought...

thought...

thought...

thought...

thought...(men think a LOT)

thought...

thought...

thought... (Gawd, this one really thinks a lot, doesn't he?)

thought...

thought...

thought...

thought...

farted...

thought...

thought...

thought... (get on with it!)

thought...

thought...

 

 

 

 

 

... Then married the one with the largest breasts.

 

 

 

Because yes, a man may think a lot... but in the end, that makes no difference whatsoever!

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