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Here's a little game that does the round in the office from time to time (if you're 'lucky' enough to spend your time in one, that is :p).

 

Go into Google and type in X needs (X being your first name) and see what comes up. Here's a selection of what comes up for me:

 

Painty needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district :eek:

 

Painty needs some serious dosh for dental surgery. She's got no insurance ...

 

Painty needs a hero (don't I just LOL :-D)

 

Painty needs help closing the trunk on her SUV!

 

The only thing Painty needs is to get married to a footballer (hmmmm, is Alan Shearer free then?)

 

and my personal favourite ...

 

Painty needs to train her harem better (OK, get ready guys ;))

 

 

Now it's your turn ...

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With a name like mine you will be surprised to here it comes up with:

 

The RBS/NatWest staff financial benefits site

 

CAG thread

 

How trustworthy is your bank

 

lots of bank stuff really :oops:

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FSA Waiver on Bank Charges:http://www.fsa.gov.uk/pages/Doing/Regulated/Notify/Waiver/pdf/dir_quart_0709.pdf

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Well......

 

Lula needs.........

 

a lift from America

 

a miracle

 

needs to take a personal lead in developing a national strategy for innovation and development

 

needs to be put "in the mood" before she shares her improbable, gravity-defying charms with anyone (oooeerrrr missus)

 

needs the head of the lower house of Congress, the third-ranking politician in Brazil, to rally support for his economic stimulus package

 

 

and it was a lot cleaner than using my real first name in the google search :-)

Lula

 

Lula v Abbey - Settled

Lula v Abbey (2) - Settled

Lula v Abbey (3) - Stayed

 

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janet_m. Member Since. February 2005 .... janet needs to update her profile asap as any1 could write anythin on it n she wouldnt know ... :eek:

 

janet_M is offline. Junior Member. I am a: Type 2.. :eek:

 

janet_m._( an email address ) Emergency Management:.:rolleyes:

 

Janet_M. ... thing we lose ......... :eek:

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. :D

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Jo needs help with dressing and washing and still wets the bed occasionally, although she is reliable during the day

 

Jo needs a new sugar daddy

 

Jo needs a vacation

 

Jo needs 2B funky

 

Jo needs a) cheering up and b) perspective

 

 

Not alot going for me really :rolleyes:

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Aw, c'mon Janet ... you can improve on that LOL ;)

I don't think I want to as that about sums me up :p

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. :D

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Bookworm needs....

 

... "Hitch" Advice on Pleasant Librarian

... Since Bookworm moved to Wordpress, she's undeservedly slipped to TLB Ecosystem obscurity. [that's a worry]

... If you know that bookworm does indeed need more than 96k heap

... Every bookworm needs a bookmark.

... BookWorm | Special Needs.

... desperate bookworm needs a fix.

 

It's a worry, really... :p

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Ah my old favourite... Egogoogling!

 

 

By the way, you get better results if you use quotation marks when searching, e.g. "Baz needs"...

 

Baz needs a new avaatar for a month

Mr Baz needs to be sent back to film school before all is lost

Baz needs the help and support the committee and managers

Baz needs cattle

Baz needs to get back on his medication and return to whatever mental institution that he escaped from

Baz needs to be kicked till his spleen ruptures then covered in petrol and given the option of a smoke

Baz needs therapy

Baz needs to do some more face smashing, less dialogue and more incoherent warrior mumbling and grunting

Baz needs Chaz and sometimes Chaz and Chaz are different but that's why Chaz is Baz and Baz is Chaz and therefore Chaz needs Baz as much

 

 

Also fun to replace "needs" with "is"

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Dave needs.....

 

WikiAnswers - A Shave !

WikiAnswers - Does dave need a shave

(I think i'll be Mod'ing that in the next 10 minutes!!) :D

 

YouTube - Rehab

 

Also...

 

A rest

A shower

A new friend (LOL!)

Help (ROTFL!)

 

And most worryingly..... A lurver!!! :eek:

YouTube - Dave needs a lurver

 

:grin:

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wino needs... to get her act together.

wino needs...help

wino needs...wine recommendations

wino needs...a good excuse to pop the cork

wino needs...a good slap

 

 

 

 

Using my real name......

 

needs...love life advice

needs...£10k more

needs...a new swimming pool:eek:

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wino IS ...loose

wino IS....destroying the world

wino IS....dirty

wino IS....delusional

 

wino WAS...rushed to hospital

winoWAS...really the star of the show

 

wino HAS...completly lost it

 

wino WISHES...to look good

wino WISHES... you all a merry christmas

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Tiglet (well, real first name) needs:

 

to decide: Scott or Kim?

 

a break

 

help: The Consumer Forums

 

a beard or two (???)

 

to stay as she is, never change ...

 

a ticket

 

to back off about his dad it's not like his dad has a lot of time

 

some work on her transitions which we are giving her right now

 

some big, strapping beards (what gives with the beards???)

 

to provide customers with the ability to order parts online

 

to date Josh

 

to gain some weight pronto

 

a nuk (what is a "nuk"?)

 

to find £600 to finance this trip (well, it would come in handy)

All help is merely my opinion only - please seek legal advice if you need to as I am only qualified in SEN law.

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Tiglet (well, real first name) needs:

 

to decide: Scott or Kim?

 

a break

 

help: The Consumer Forums

 

a beard or two (???)

 

to stay as she is, never change ...

 

a ticket

 

to back off about his dad it's not like his dad has a lot of time

 

some work on her transitions which we are giving her right now

 

some big, strapping beards (what gives with the beards???)

Tiglet the bearded lady :p

to provide customers with the ability to order parts online

 

to date Josh

One for your book? :eek:

to gain some weight pronto

 

a nuk (what is a "nuk"?)

A nip/tuck :|

to find £600 to finance this trip (well, it would come in handy)

 

 

 

:):)

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