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Exactly ;). How is one supposed to stay sober? And they blame the supermarkets for all the drunken pups :D

Plus, we have to enjoy it while it lasts, before our miserable puritan government forceably turn us all into teetotalers! Minimum pricing on alcohol - wonder if that will apply to the House of Commons (subsidised) bar?!:mad:

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'Twas the wedding yesterday (my friend's). I'm still drunk. Why is it that you think you're sober when you are in fact trollied?!! I was sooooo drunk. I boo'hood at the speaches when her Dad spoke (in my defense it was because it reminded me of how far away my own parents are in the states and last week was the first anniversary of my Mum's stroke). I danced (I don't dance). For some reason somebody decided to put a microphone in my hand and I was squealing along to Guns and Roses and other various Rock songs. There wasn't even karaokee or however it's spelt lol, it was along to the disco :-o. I don't sing. I would NEVER normally attempt to sing in public. I'm beyond embarassed. I think I'd better give up the booze lol. The shame!! . Her day went well though and she looked beautiful. Stunning. She had a near miss when we were setting off, she spilt make up (powder) all down her dress but thankfully managed to get it off. Apart from that it went without a hitch.

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'. I danced (I don't dance). For some reason somebody decided to put a microphone in my hand and I was squealing along to Guns and Roses and other various Rock songs

. There wasn't even karaokee or however it's spelt lol, it was along to the disco :-o. I don't sing. I would NEVER normally attempt to sing in public. I'm beyond embarassed. I think I'd better give up the booze lol.

 

 

Welcome to Tilly's world :p:D

 

Sound like you had a brill time though :)

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Lol. I think she forgives me for being drunk, but I'm not very good with wedding etiquette and didn't know that the morning after people stay and wait for the bride and groom and say bye. Most of the people stayed over in the hotel and this morning we got up had brekkie and left. I was feeling rather poorly and assumed everybody would feel the same and do the same. She said it would have been nice to see me this morning before I left. I honestly didn't know that was what people did. I assumed the bride and groom would want to be alone on their first morning as a couple and lounge after 2 years of wedding planning. Obviously I was wrong. I feel awful now. It probably came across as really rude and hurtful but it wasn't done on purpose. People should give you strict instructions for going to a wedding so that you don't end up doing something wrong. :(

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Aw, I hope they are ok. And that nobody offers them a micorphone lol :lol:

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I have had an ample sufficiency.:D

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Saying nuffink :rolleyes::p

:eek::eek::eek:

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Adios amigos.

 

Im off to get rat ars*d.:D:)

 

On Fosters. A drop of golden sun:rolleyes::p

 

Not a hope Tilly. It's like gnat's wee wee.:p

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Wouldn't know i don't drink

 

 

 

 

Ooooohhhhhh.. stick out your tongue. I bet it's turned black:p

 

 

 

 

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If all else fails, kick them where it hurts and SOD'EM;)

 

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Wouldn't know i don't drink

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It :p

 

 

:eek::eek: Your nose just grew 2 ft longer . .. :D

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