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My partner says this works and TBH we have not had a DCA/OC call us for months now.

 

When ever a DCA/OC rang up in the past and wanted money or more money to pay a debt he would politely explain we had not more money.

 

They would start getting demanding but he would stick to his guns. One day he got bored with these idiots as it was the third time in 3 days he decided he would have a laugh.

 

The when his phone went and they started asking for more money he decided to start chatting them up and asking personal questions and then started freeking them out by saying stuff like you know what l want to do to you, can l tell u about this freeky fettish l have.

 

The DCAs/OCs quickly hung up and are yet to call back.

 

Chrissi

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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MTM just because you dont have any fun does not mean other ppl cant.

 

Wino.

 

I am just ammased it works. but it has been rather quiet recently so i cant try it out for my self.

 

Chrissi

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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I am just ammazed it works. but it has been rather quiet recently so i cant try it out for my self.

 

Chrissi

 

I dont think the fetish option would work for a female, I can confirm that being weird on the phone does work though :D

 

When mormans come to the door tell them you are cathoic when a life insurance company phone say your would like life insurance but you ahve cancer ect ect it works

 

friend of mine once answered the door to a mormen caller totaly naked and before they had time to say anything said can you hang on a minute while we catch the goat... :D

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My partner says this works and TBH we have not had a DCA/OC call us for months now.

 

When ever a DCA/OC rang up in the past and wanted money or more money to pay a debt he would politely explain we had not more money.

 

They would start getting demanding but he would stick to his guns. One day he got bored with these idiots as it was the third time in 3 days he decided he would have a laugh.

 

The when his phone went and they started asking for more money he decided to start chatting them up and asking personal questions and then started freeking them out by saying stuff like you know what l want to do to you, can l tell u about this freeky fettish l have.

 

The DCAs/OCs quickly hung up and are yet to call back.

 

Chrissi

 

I think a great trick when they phone is to say nothing :wink: but give it a lot of heavy breathing coupled with the sounds of passion :eek: - The don't necessarily hang up but they don't interrupt either:D

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lol jon. there must e stveral tricks to get rid of dcas on the phone other than putting it down.

 

Some DCAs are to easy to wind up especially Interium justica

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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yeah i know of that clip senn it over 100 times and always makes me laugh.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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I almost WANT them to call me now.

 

 

If they do, and you have the nerve, say,

 

Hold on, i will just get him/her for you, put the phone down to one side and then go off and do something else.

 

8 minutes and 10 seconds was the longest they ever held on for me.

 

They dont ring anymore, strange that.

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Hiya guys :)

 

I had a bit of fun with a DCA who was pestering us a while back. I must admit I don't normally enter into a discussion of any kind with them but I was in an extremely bad mood and they caught me right at the wrong moment :-x

 

They phoned for the umpteenth time asking for my OH so I said "he has run off with another woman!"

 

The guy asked if I knew his forwarding address so I said I didn't but when I did I was going to go round and cut off his [edit] and stuff them down his throat...and that I was extremely distressed right now so if he (the caller) didn't [edit] and stop pestering me I would go round to their office and do the same to him!!

 

He quickly apologised for calling and said sheepishly that if I did hear from my OH perhaps I would kindly let him know they had called...rofl :lol:

 

After that the calls stopped!

 

Great fun!

 

Love SG x

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Ok then dont upset spirit girl.

 

I like ur reply tho must give it a try.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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:eek: Oops ... I didn't know I was circumventing the swear filter with my post Cagbot - I honestly thought you could put asterisks in naughty words to filter them yourself - sorry 'bout that! :rolleyes:

 

Love SG x

Please note I am not legally qualified, I am offering advice based on my own personal experience in the hope that it may be of help to others in a similar situation.

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these are funny...

 

Would love to to have a go with LINK [edit] Financial..They have really stressed me out over the last 4 months.. Had me in tears when I put the phone down on ...Wish i read these post before...!

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Not a DCA but had a good one with a telesales for mobile phones from an Indian call center. The guy was insistent on telling me all about it and as I had a bit of spare time watching tv i decided to see how far he would go. I listened to him showing real interest for over an hour until he asked for some personal details as to where he could send the contract and phone at which point I told him i wasnt interested, he went absolutely beserk. First time I have heard what I think are swear words in the Indian language.

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lol i wonder what he called u

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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Not to do with DCA's but I remember a chap once telling me he got a telephone call trying to flog him something or other.

 

So he told them to hold on while he went to get the person in question.

 

Came back on the phone putting on an accent saying "I'm glad you've called I've got a lvoely Skoda Fabia outside, low miles very good condition, I was looking for £2500 but I'll let it go for £2000 cos I'm moving shortly."

 

Caller: "What are you going on about?"

 

Oh I just thought I'd do the same thing as you were doing to me, good day.

The views I express here are mere speculation based on my experience. I am not qualified nor insured to give legal advice and any action you take will be at your own risk.

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