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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

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......HI ALL and especially MR.TON;......I feel bad now as I'm only ("in comparison")....a NEWBIE ; and Mr.TON is a very Knowledgable CAG'er and I didn't mean to steal his Limelight (just 'cause he was snoozing).....so, I would like all of you to know that I'm handing the Crown to him.......CHEERS MR.TON........Werner M.:D

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......HI ALL and especially MR.TON;......I feel bad now as I'm only ("in comparison")....a NEWBIE ; and Mr.TON is a very Knowledgable CAG'er and I didn't mean to steal his Limelight (just 'cause he was snoozing).....so, I would like all of you to know that I'm handing the Crown to him.......CHEERS MR.TON........Werner M.:D

 

Very honourable Werner M :D

"To love unconditionally is the greatest gift, laughter is a close second" .To give your time to help others after being helped here is the best way to show your appreciation to your fellow CAG members.

 

Please note that this advice is given informally, without liability and without prejudice. Seek the advice of an insured qualified professional if you have any doubts. All my knowledge has been gained here, for which I'm very grateful. I'm a Journalist, not a law professional.

 

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Michael, could you explain how to do screenshots like that please?

 

 

If you press ctrl+alt+print screen, you copy the active window - i.e. just the dialog box - that way you don't have to crop the image later on.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Ermm...What do you paste it into then?

"To love unconditionally is the greatest gift, laughter is a close second" .To give your time to help others after being helped here is the best way to show your appreciation to your fellow CAG members.

 

Please note that this advice is given informally, without liability and without prejudice. Seek the advice of an insured qualified professional if you have any doubts. All my knowledge has been gained here, for which I'm very grateful. I'm a Journalist, not a law professional.

 

If you do PM, make sure to include a link to your thread as I don't give out advice in private ;)

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I get a fresh start to get on with learning to live with severe disabilities when they could have had something if they'd been understanding...

 

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?????? Have you been on the pop BB?

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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?????? Have you been on the pop BB?

 

Fred

 

I must confess, I'm on the vino :p

"To love unconditionally is the greatest gift, laughter is a close second" .To give your time to help others after being helped here is the best way to show your appreciation to your fellow CAG members.

 

Please note that this advice is given informally, without liability and without prejudice. Seek the advice of an insured qualified professional if you have any doubts. All my knowledge has been gained here, for which I'm very grateful. I'm a Journalist, not a law professional.

 

If you do PM, make sure to include a link to your thread as I don't give out advice in private ;)

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I get a fresh start to get on with learning to live with severe disabilities when they could have had something if they'd been understanding...

 

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AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

 

Well you can now see what I saw.

 

BB, you can paste it into anything - paintbrush, Excel, Powerpoint, Word or any imaging software you like.

 

Personally, I find Powerpoint is brilliant for stuff like this. You can resize the page to anything you want, then export as a JPG file.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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I must confess, I'm on the vino :p

 

That's 2 of us then.

 

Cheers!

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Cheers Fred :D

 

Which is your 'poison', mine's white?

 

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"To love unconditionally is the greatest gift, laughter is a close second" .To give your time to help others after being helped here is the best way to show your appreciation to your fellow CAG members.

 

Please note that this advice is given informally, without liability and without prejudice. Seek the advice of an insured qualified professional if you have any doubts. All my knowledge has been gained here, for which I'm very grateful. I'm a Journalist, not a law professional.

 

If you do PM, make sure to include a link to your thread as I don't give out advice in private ;)

BB 13 - DCAs/banks and solicitors 0.

 

I get a fresh start to get on with learning to live with severe disabilities when they could have had something if they'd been understanding...

 

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Cheers Fred :D

 

Which is your 'poison', mine's white?

 

wine-glasses.JPG

 

Red for me - chateau plonk from Tesco. Not bad actually at 3 bottles for a tenner. I don't have to drive tomorrow - yippee!!! I'm sitting at my pc listening to some good old music (at the moment it's 'taking care of business' by BTO) and getting happily merry. I love this board!

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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Mine's colombard chardonnay 3 for a tenner from asda :D *clink*

"To love unconditionally is the greatest gift, laughter is a close second" .To give your time to help others after being helped here is the best way to show your appreciation to your fellow CAG members.

 

Please note that this advice is given informally, without liability and without prejudice. Seek the advice of an insured qualified professional if you have any doubts. All my knowledge has been gained here, for which I'm very grateful. I'm a Journalist, not a law professional.

 

If you do PM, make sure to include a link to your thread as I don't give out advice in private ;)

BB 13 - DCAs/banks and solicitors 0.

 

I get a fresh start to get on with learning to live with severe disabilities when they could have had something if they'd been understanding...

 

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Mine a red blossom hill 499 from the shop across the road.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

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?????? Have you been on the pop BB?

 

Fred

 

I dunno what's BB is drinking, but linking to a file on your hard drive, is unlikely to work. No matter how much wine you drink. But it's great fun trying though. :D

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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Mine a red blossom hill 499 from the shop across the road.

 

 

Woke up with a bit of a hangover this morning. Can't quite work out why.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Before you criticise another man you should first walk a mile in his shoes. Then, when you criticise him, you'll be a mile away and he won't have any shoes on.

 

Don't get me confused with somebody knowledgeable by all those green blobs. I got most of them by making people laugh.

 

I am not European, I am English.

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When I wake up after drinking wine, the first thing I do, is look around and try to work out where I am. I'm the only person who goes out for a night out on the beer/wine/cider and takes a sat nav pre set for home on it. I just make sure I can walk faster than the batteries can run down.

These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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Well my phone has just rang and for the first time I had the courage to answer it thanks to MR FuzzieBobble

 

It rang at 08.11 :eek:

Blooming early but luckily I was awake (well half asleep)and answered

It was our good friends Mr Bryan Carters

Vf - Hello

BC - Hello

Vf- Hello

BC - Am I speaking to Miss VF

VF - Who are you

BC - Am I speaking to Miss Vf

VF - Who are you

BC - I am speaking on behalf of BC Solicitors

VF - And who are BC Solicitors?

BC - Am I speaking to Miss Vf

VF - And who are you

BC - I am calling on behalf of Bc Solicitors

VF - (More awake now) So are you actually a solicitor or a DCA?

BC - Can I confirm I am speaking to Miss Vf

VF - But I need to know if you are actually calling on behalf of a solicitor or are you really a DCA?

BC - I need to confirm I am speaking to VF

VF - And I need to know if I am speaking to an actual solicitor or a DCA

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... He put the effing phone down on me.......

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Well my phone has just rang and for the first time I had the courage to answer it thanks to MR FuzzieBobble

 

It rang at 08.11 :eek:

Blooming early but luckily I was awake (well half asleep)and answered

It was our good friends Mr Bryan Carters

Vf - Hello

BC - Hello

Vf- Hello

BC - Am I speaking to Miss VF

VF - Who are you

BC - Am I speaking to Miss Vf

VF - Who are you

BC - I am speaking on behalf of BC Solicitors

VF - And who are BC Solicitors?

BC - Am I speaking to Miss Vf

VF - And who are you

BC - I am calling on behalf of Bc Solicitors

VF - (More awake now) So are you actually a solicitor or a DCA?

BC - Can I confirm I am speaking to Miss Vf

VF - But I need to know if you are actually calling on behalf of a solicitor or are you really a DCA?

BC - I need to confirm I am speaking to VF

VF - And I need to know if I am speaking to an actual solicitor or a DCA

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... He put the effing phone down on me.......

Obviously a DCA threat monkey reading his pre printed threat script

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Sending this to CCS today.

 

I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE ANY DEBT TO YOUR COMPANY

VALID EVEN IF NOT READ BY YOU.

Re: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dear sir,

Thank you for your automated threat-o-gram. Due to a misunderstanding with Scottish Power and myself this debt was sold to yourself. However the misunderstanding has been cleared up and it is with extremely great pleasure that I can confirm that I will not be paying yourselves a penny, never mind the exorbitant £81.02 charges that you were hoping for on top of the wrong amount that I actually owe to Scottish Power. Indeed I believed that Highway Robbery was illegal!

I would prefer not to call your high cost telephone number, as I find that the people on the other end of these lines tend to be unable to understand plain English or common law. Therefore I decline your invitation to call you up.

I wish you to note that any further communication from myself to yourself will come at a charge of £6 per letter that I have to send either to you or any other organisation, and any further charges relating to this case will also be invoiced to you.

I do hope that this clears up the matter for yourselves and I look forward to having no further dealings with your company.

Beating the DCA's day by day

 

My fight:

NDR - CCA'd 12+2 passed

Bank of Scotland - CCA'd 12+2 passed

CFS - Win by Technical Knock-out!:lol:

HFC Bank - CCA'd 12+2 passed

Chantry Collections - CCA sent

 

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana :D

 

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