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seems like this thread is now returned to its former glory????

 

yeah right ! lmao


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So whats been happening to MY thread recently then? :D

I log back on & have been cagbotted 3 times :o

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It's been totally insane... where you been?

 

What time does your local shut?................ :D


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It's been totally insane... where you been?

 

What time does your local shut?................ :D

 

To be honest...i havent been keeping track of this thread at all since after the first few pages, so ive no idea what people were actually talking/laughing about originally once it went off the topic of the cheekiness etc - so do feel free to fill me in on whats actually happened in this thread? ;-)

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I have found an arnold swazenegger and Judge judy sound board and will have fun if they ever ring again. I just click on statement I want eg make my day and judge judy etc. It would be lovely to finish it off with apprentice, youre fired, but I havnt found one yet. Hee Hee

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I have found an arnold swazenegger and Judge judy sound board and will have fun if they ever ring again. I just click on statement I want eg make my day and judge judy etc. It would be lovely to finish it off with apprentice, youre fired, but I havnt found one yet. Hee Hee

 

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Does the soundboard software allow you to add your own sound files?

I'd love to hit a DCA with a Father Ted, Kevin & Perry, The IT Crowd, and Southpark soundboard. :D

 

I've seen the terminator one used to great effect on a phone [EDIT].

 

I think mine would go a little like this....

 

DCA Chimp- How do you intend to this debt?

 

Father Ted- "The money was just resting in my acount..."

 

DCA Chimp- Then tranfer what you owe into our account.

 

Kevin & Perry- "That is so unfair, I hate you."

 

DCA Chimp - It is fair, you need to pay this debt now sir.

 

IT Crowd - "Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

DCA Chimp- Tried turning what on and off?

 

Southpark - "TIMMMMMEEEHHHHHH ARGGGGHH!!!!!!!!"

 

Then fade in Southpark the movie song by Terence and Phillip, "About the uncle who was over sexed and wouldn't shut his face." ;-)


These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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Does the soundboard software allow you to add your own sound files?

I'd love to hit a DCA with a Father Ted, Kevin & Perry, The IT Crowd, and Southpark soundboard. :D

 

I've seen the terminator one used to great effect on a phone [EDIT].

 

I think mine would go a little like this....

 

DCA Chimp- How do you intend to this debt?

 

Father Ted- "The money was just resting in my acount..."

 

DCA Chimp- Then tranfer what you owe into our account.

 

Kevin & Perry- "That is so unfair, I hate you."

 

DCA Chimp - It is fair, you need to pay this debt now sir.

 

IT Crowd - "Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

DCA Chimp- Tried turning what on and off?

 

Southpark - "TIMMMMMEEEHHHHHH ARGGGGHH!!!!!!!!"

 

Then fade in Southpark the movie song by Terence and Phillip, "About the uncle who was over sexed and wouldn't shut his face." ;-)

 

then you want "Oh god, they killed kenny"

followed by homer simpson HEHE look a pretty bumble bee"

home again DOH !

 

then hang up


If my advice has been helpful please feel free to click on my scales :grin:

 

Creditors and DCAs - Letter Templates & Budget Planner (CCA request letter N)and other templates)

 

Debt Collection Agencies & Statutory Demands, a few strategies

 

Abbey charges, Won

B-card non-disclosure of S.A.R, WON £30 costs awarded

B-Card, court for harrasement, failed to defend WON £175 http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/125554-28-days-later-no.html#post1422508

B-Card charges, partial refund, still fighting

Vanquis-Cabot, GIVEN UP :lol:

HFC & my mum, no brainer, no CCA http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/133330-hfc-my-mum.html#post1404514

 

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It's a lot of episodes on dvd to go through to find the Homer quote.

 

Just found a funny soundboard on utube where someone with a Homer Simpson Soundboard phones alcoholics anonymous :D


These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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well i got all the episodes except series showing now, it means i gotta watch every 1 tho


If my advice has been helpful please feel free to click on my scales :grin:

 

Creditors and DCAs - Letter Templates & Budget Planner (CCA request letter N)and other templates)

 

Debt Collection Agencies & Statutory Demands, a few strategies

 

Abbey charges, Won

B-card non-disclosure of S.A.R, WON £30 costs awarded

B-Card, court for harrasement, failed to defend WON £175 http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/125554-28-days-later-no.html#post1422508

B-Card charges, partial refund, still fighting

Vanquis-Cabot, GIVEN UP :lol:

HFC & my mum, no brainer, no CCA http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/133330-hfc-my-mum.html#post1404514

 

PLEASE donate to CAG however small. They are fighting for YOUR rights as a consumer. http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/

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While you're at it, find the episode where Homer puts on his wife's slippers and says "mmmmmm fuzzy" :D


These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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EEK I think I killed another thread. :o


These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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lmao. you really think i'm gonna sit down and watch 16 series worth of the Simpsons just for 1 word?

 

average of what? 22 episodes per season that will make 352 episodes and at 25 minutes each makes that roughly 120 hours to watch?

 

YEAH RIGHT, as if i'm gonna do that, i got more important things like printing "Threat-O-Matic" letters off :D


If my advice has been helpful please feel free to click on my scales :grin:

 

Creditors and DCAs - Letter Templates & Budget Planner (CCA request letter N)and other templates)

 

Debt Collection Agencies & Statutory Demands, a few strategies

 

Abbey charges, Won

B-card non-disclosure of S.A.R, WON £30 costs awarded

B-Card, court for harrasement, failed to defend WON £175 http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/125554-28-days-later-no.html#post1422508

B-Card charges, partial refund, still fighting

Vanquis-Cabot, GIVEN UP :lol:

HFC & my mum, no brainer, no CCA http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/133330-hfc-my-mum.html#post1404514

 

PLEASE donate to CAG however small. They are fighting for YOUR rights as a consumer. http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/

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yeah same ere i have better things to do as well. I do have the simpsons movie tho


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lmao. you really think i'm gonna sit down and watch 16 series worth of the Simpsons just for 1 word?

 

average of what? 22 episodes per season that will make 352 episodes and at 25 minutes each makes that roughly 120 hours to watch?

 

YEAH RIGHT, as if i'm gonna do that, i got more important things like printing "Threat-O-Matic" letters off :D

 

Send them to me then. I'd watch the lot in about a fortnight.

Homer Simpson is my role model.

 

What do you mean Homer Simpson is a cartoon and not a real person?

 

 

 

 

 

Course he's real.....

 

 

 

Look............

 

 

 

 

 

 

HomerSimpsonasaHuman.jpg


These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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I had some fun with Equita after they threatened my girlfriend, called them back in a rage, told them debt was settled direct to the who i owed it to, at this point the guy i was speaking to started screaming that bailiff will pay me a personal visit in the morning, at which point i asked him how many sugars they take in their tea so i have a nice cuppa waiting for them.

At this point they slammed phone down on me, and still never got to met the bailiff as they never turned up.

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that means they did not take sugar.............baliffs cant get involved without a court order.


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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

Essex girl in pc world looking 4 curtains 4 her pc,the assistant says u dont need curtains 4 a computer!!Essex girl says,''HELLOOO!! i,ve got WINDOWS!!'.

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Send them to me then. I'd watch the lot in about a fortnight.

Homer Simpson is my role model.

 

What do you mean Homer Simpson is a cartoon and not a real person?

 

 

 

 

 

Course he's real.....

 

 

 

Look............

 

 

 

 

 

 

HomerSimpsonasaHuman.jpg

thats scary, very scary, did you see bit about spanish country banning the Simpsons on 11am slot coz they said bad infulence on kids? if not they decided to put baywatch on (pamela anderson ere) on insted


If my advice has been helpful please feel free to click on my scales :grin:

 

Creditors and DCAs - Letter Templates & Budget Planner (CCA request letter N)and other templates)

 

Debt Collection Agencies & Statutory Demands, a few strategies

 

Abbey charges, Won

B-card non-disclosure of S.A.R, WON £30 costs awarded

B-Card, court for harrasement, failed to defend WON £175 http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/125554-28-days-later-no.html#post1422508

B-Card charges, partial refund, still fighting

Vanquis-Cabot, GIVEN UP :lol:

HFC & my mum, no brainer, no CCA http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/133330-hfc-my-mum.html#post1404514

 

PLEASE donate to CAG however small. They are fighting for YOUR rights as a consumer. http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/

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that means they did not take sugar.............baliffs cant get involved without a court order.

 

bang on mummykins :) soz ment GodMother :D


If my advice has been helpful please feel free to click on my scales :grin:

 

Creditors and DCAs - Letter Templates & Budget Planner (CCA request letter N)and other templates)

 

Debt Collection Agencies & Statutory Demands, a few strategies

 

Abbey charges, Won

B-card non-disclosure of S.A.R, WON £30 costs awarded

B-Card, court for harrasement, failed to defend WON £175 http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/125554-28-days-later-no.html#post1422508

B-Card charges, partial refund, still fighting

Vanquis-Cabot, GIVEN UP :lol:

HFC & my mum, no brainer, no CCA http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/133330-hfc-my-mum.html#post1404514

 

PLEASE donate to CAG however small. They are fighting for YOUR rights as a consumer. http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/

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Now that I have a judgement for costs against the Leeds Clowns for not turning up at a hearing to set aside an SD. I am going to need some threatomatic letters to send to them arent I? Anyone want to make some up? I hope they don't pay. I am going to go and watch the baillifs nick their paintings in the reception. Maybe we could all go! And my baillifs will turn up, not send a second class letter saying they called!

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You need to send ODC a PM - he will be delighted to help you write those letters:D


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thats scary, very scary, did you see bit about spanish country banning the Simpsons on 11am slot coz they said bad infulence on kids? if not they decided to put baywatch on (pamela anderson ere) on insted

 

Pammie is too plastic. Can't possibly post a pic of her on a family viewed forum.

 

Will post this one though. Far more classy.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oliveoyl.jpg

Yep the lovely Anna Kournikova. (I could give this girl the best 5 seconds of her life. 3 if she doesn't want foreplay.):D

 

Stoke on Trent foreplay= "brace yourself duck."

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These are video links to show how I deal with Debt Collectors.

 

Fly fishing for C.A.R.S

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPtzK8FqE6k&feature=related

 

Frederickson International don't accept my card type

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZBULlWW6Q&feature=related

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scrummy yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


If my advice has been helpful please feel free to click on my scales :grin:

 

Creditors and DCAs - Letter Templates & Budget Planner (CCA request letter N)and other templates)

 

Debt Collection Agencies & Statutory Demands, a few strategies

 

Abbey charges, Won

B-card non-disclosure of S.A.R, WON £30 costs awarded

B-Card, court for harrasement, failed to defend WON £175 http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/125554-28-days-later-no.html#post1422508

B-Card charges, partial refund, still fighting

Vanquis-Cabot, GIVEN UP :lol:

HFC & my mum, no brainer, no CCA http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/general-debt-issues/133330-hfc-my-mum.html#post1404514

 

PLEASE donate to CAG however small. They are fighting for YOUR rights as a consumer. http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/

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=Stoke on Trent foreplay= "brace yourself duck."

 

do you give good oatcake duck?


Lula

 

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