Cheekiness towards a DCA

[Desperate Daniella]

This was the BB knicker thread - apart from Cheekiness towards a DCA - now you boys are confusing things with slips.

 

BB, get this thread back on track or they'll be into bras next! (And that may not be a pretty sight. :eek:)

[babybear39]

That could be funny though

[ukaviator]

Gatwick airport has been closed after a massive cloud of dust drifted in 2 uk airspace! The cleaner of Welcome's awards cabinet has now been arrested...

[389shell]

Checking mine promptly produce a vanquis Credit card Application

 

David

 

I'm very disappointed to say it has been over 3 weeks and absolutely nothing, not even another 'last chance' letter from Natwest begging me to pay back my charges! I might even have to phone round a few next week on my day off.

[babybear39]

*BB digs out the cheekiness thread, dusts it off and bumps it*

 

(bump, not hump )

[ODC]

I recomend all CAG users get a CAG email. Its very effective when used along with phrases like 'Dont waste my time with your empty threats.'' or '' I am fully conversant with your LEGAL obligations even if you dont seem to have the slightest grasp of them''

[Helios]

Add my own cheekiness some monkey from triton called and "IOU" card

 

Triton monkey: Can I have the long number on the card there please

Helios: Sure

Helios: 1234 xxxx xxxx xxxx

Triton monkey: Whats the expiry date on the card?

Helios: 11/11

Triton monkey: and whats the security number on the back of the card?

Helios: 141

Triton monkey: Just processing the payment now...

 

thinking “gullible fool”

2mins have past and I can hear typing

must be trying to get it to work lol

 

Triton monkey: Mr Helios what type of card you got there?

Helios: 'IOU' card

Triton monkey: We don't accept those type of cards

Triton monkey: Have you got any other cards?

Helios: No

 

They slammed the phone down on me and haven't called back since

[babybear39]

 

We should have a weekly award for the best effort...

[F_DCAs]

If they're paying for the call, see how long you can keep them on the line - by giving them random 4 digit combinations that don't end. "Hang on. I'm just giving you the 38th set of 4 digit numbers you want!".

[locutus]

 

We should have a weekly award for the best effort...

Unfair! none call me anymore I have no idea why

[babybear39]

Same here Locutus, no idea why...

[Jipdog7]

Had an automated call from Blair Oliver yesterday...

 

Female Computer voice: "This is an urgent call from BO for Miss XXXXX if you are Miss XXXXX please press 1 on your keypad, if not please press 2."

 

Me being annoyed: "I don't have a keypad, my phone is from 1940 so it only has a dial!"

 

FCV: "I'm sorry I didn't understand what you said"

 

Me playing along: "I'll explain again, have you seen the old movies where the phone rings and it's a big black thing with a dial on the front? Well that's what mine looks like."

 

FCV: "I'm sorry I still don't understand so am going to have to terminate this call, goodbye"

 

I didn't know old phones were so hard to understand!

[babybear39]

We used to have a dial phone

[Helios]

Something like this

 

[Fred Bassett]

I haven't had a call on my house 'phone for yonks. That is mainly because I have been quite successful in giving all of my creditors a voicemail number and they all ring that instead. Well I say all, but the only ones that have tried were Capquest who rang me about 120 times in the first few months of the year. Little did they know that on occasions they were ringing variously either themselves, a local cab company, South West trading standards and the national dogging hotline.

 

Now and then I'd put the call through to my home number just so I could tell them to go forth and multiply.

 

Here's a list of some of them:

 

I'm expecting some action soon though as I've just cancelled a standing order to Cabot for one account where I discovered it was sold to them without the OC issuing a default notice.

 

Regards.

 

Fred

Edited May 26, 2010 by Fred Bassett

[Fred Bassett]

Duplicate post for some reason.

Edited May 26, 2010 by Fred Bassett

[daarab]

Hello all

 

(just a shameless bump)

[Desperate Daniella]

Have you changed your knicks recently, babybear?

[babybear39]

Of course...I changed them this morning

[Desperate Daniella]

You are neglecting your duties. You are supposed to give updates for the lads.

[babybear39]

Yes I know DD, but, due to recent events beyond my control, I now wear boring white briefs, not my usual thongs an' things

[saviour1263]

Dagnabbit ,last time i was here it was just an action group, when did it change i misssed all this

Ahh well just gonna have to wait for pictures instead lol

[Desperate Daniella]

I'm sorry to hear that, babybear. I hope you'll be able to wear all your pretties again soon. (And the lads will be panting by then )

[saviour1263]

dont take that much to make me pant

[Mungypup]

You are neglecting your duties. You are supposed to give updates for the lads.

 

You know, I was thinking that the other day DD lol She hasn't posted them in a while. Hopefully she'll be fully recoverd soon