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They arent even in Glasgow, she obviously thought because she had a Scottish accent it was more plausible.

 

She said that she already had the number for OFT, and I replied that I can understand that she probably did, and that I daresay her company has a lot of dealings with them, then i hung up.

 

I've been looking forward to them calling all day but havent heard a thing.

 

 

Theyt do have an office in Glasgow.

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oh dear they know your trouble now.

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Please remember the only stupid question is the one you dont ask so dont worry about asking the stupid questions.

 

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It doesnt really make any difference, I refuse to deal with them because the debt was in dispute before it was passed to them... what can they do? They can ring... they can write threatograms but they cant actually DO anything. The alleged debt is unenforcable, has a dodgy DN and has been terminated.... Let them do their worst.

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Can some one explain this to me please.

 

I rang my pet DCA today....as I do on my days off to have some fun and Antoinette, if that's her real name said " I need to aks you some security questions ".

 

" AKS " I said, "what does aks mean?"

 

She got very upset and hung up on me.

 

I've noticed a lot of them say "Aks".

 

What does "Aks" mean and am I missing something?

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Actually it is proper English (not Jamaican), its even found in Chaucer.

 

Around the 14th century the word 'ask' underwent a metathesis (2 sounds or letters swap place.

 

 

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Wikipedia would disagree.. they say it is actually a speech error.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metathesis_(linguistics)

 

Although I don't know whether I would believe much of what's on that site.

 

But like you say, aks was around along time ago and both aks and ask were used together. That doesn't explain the Jamaican / Carribean use of Aks because would they have been speaking english in the 14 century?

 

Perhaps its just a posh way of saying axe:rolleyes:

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Oh I have no doubt the said DCA woman wasnt using it as an Old English word and was just a mispronunciation. I was just pointing out that it was originally "proper" English.

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Oh I have no doubt the said DCA woman wasnt using it as an Old English word and was just a mispronunciation. I was just pointing out that it was originally "proper" English.

 

Sure.

 

She wasn't saying "May I aaks ye for thy paticulars...kind sir".

 

Definitely something else going on:cool:

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As long as she didn't say 'ye' and actually said 'the' because that would be a mispronunciation of Old English and Early Middle English. ;)

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Having Fun With Debitas:

(something I found on tinters)

 

> Debitas: Hello can I speak to Mr X

> Me: You are

> Debitas: Ok, can you confirm your date of birth

> Me: Nope

> Debitas: Sorry

> Me: You're forgiven

> Debitas: Sorry

> Me: ...

> Debitas: I guess you know what this is about - call us back (hangs up)

 

 

> Call 2:

> Debitas: Hello can I speak to Mr X

> Me: Who?

> Debitas: Mr X

> Me: Why would you like to speak to him?

> Debitas: Sorry...?

> Me: You're forgiven

> Debitas: Is this Mr X

> Me: Oh, well why don't you tell me your name first

> Debitas: That's irrelevant

> Me: But if you want to get to know me then it's only right I get to

> know you as well

> Debitas: (hangs up)

 

 

> Call 3:

> Debitas: Hello, can I speak to Mr X

> Me: He's dead

> Debitas: Oh, can you send us a copy of the death certificate?

> Me: Nope - I don't know who you are

> Debitas: We are Debitas Legal Services part of the capital one group

> Me: And...?

> Debitas: Erm, give me a sec (hangs up)

 

 

> Call 4:

> Debitas: Hello, can I...

> Me: (interupting) I was just sleeping

> Debitas: Can I speak to...

> Me: (interupting) What, I'm going back to sleep (hangs up)

 

 

> Call 5:

> Debitas: Hello, can I speak to Mr X

> Me: Only if I can speak to Santa Claus

> Debitas: Sorry (hangs up)

 

> Me: Why hello Debitas, I was worried about you

> Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X

> Me: Where have you been, you've not called since last night

> Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X please

> Me: But you haven't explained why you didn't call me

> Debitas: Sorry

> Me: Well it's been 12 hours since your last call

> Debitas: Are you Mr X?

> Me: What does your screen tell you?

> Debitas: I need to confirm some security questions

> Me: That's nice

> Debitas: Can you confirm your date of birth?

> Me: Maybe - can you ask me nicely

> Debitas: I'll call you back in 20 mins (hangs up)

 

 

> Debitas: Hello, can I speak to Mr X?

> Me: Who?

> Debitas: Mr X

> Me: And why do you want to speak to him

> Debitas: That's confidential

> Me: So are his whereabouts so we're at a stalemate aren't we?

> Debitas: Erm.......(hangs up)

 

 

> Me: Oh thank goodness you called

> Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X please?

> Me: Who is calling?

> Debitas: Debitas

> Me: Why are you calling

> Debitas: To discuss an outstanding capital one debt

> Me: Thank you for breaching the DPA - this call has been recorded

> (hangs up)

 

> Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X please?

> Me: Maybe

> Debitas: Can you confirm your date of birth?

> Me: 25/12/00

> Debitas: Sorry

> Me: 25/12/00 - I am Jesus

> Debitas: Sorry

> Me: That's Ok, I forgive all sins

> Debitas: Is this Mr X

> Me: You are speaking to Jesus

> Debitas: Urm.....(hangs up)

 

 

> Me: Hello, Napolean Bonepart speaking

> Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X

> Me: No, you're speaking to Napolean Bonepart

> Debitas: Is Mr X there?

> Me: Yes, he's being sedated, I am Napolean

> Debitas: Can you ask Mr X to call us

> Me: Do you speak French

> Debitas: Erm, No

> Me: pourquoi vous n'allez pas bâton votre tête vers le haut de votre

> fond (why don't you go stick your head up your bottom)

> Debitas: Sorry, I don't speak French

> Me: I AM NAPOLEAN!!

> Debitas: .... (hangs up)

 

 

> Me: Hello, Mr X speaking

> Debitas: Is that Mr X?

> Me: No, it's Mr X

> Debitas: Can you tell me your date of birth

> Me: Only if you tell me yours

> Debitas: I can see you're not willing to help yourself

> Me: Help myself to what? Are yu giving something away?

> Debitas: We'll call you back (hangs up)

 

 

> Me: Hello

> Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X

> Me: You'll have to speak up, I lost my hearing aid

> Debitas: (shouting) Can I speak to Mr X

> Me: Speaking - how can I help you

> Debitas: This is Mr Y from Debitas

> Me: Sorry - speak up

> Debitas: (shouting) This is Mr Y from Debitas, I need you to pass some

> security questions

> Me: That's nice

> Debitas: Can you confirm your date of birth and post code?

> Me: Sorry - speak up boy!

> Debitas: Can you confirm your date of birth and post code?

> Me: I don't really want to

> Debitas: If it makes you feel any better, these details are available

> to the public on the electoral role

> Me: Great! Why don't you confirm my details there and call me back!!

> Debitas: How is that confirming your identity?

> Me: Speak up

> Debitas: (shouting) How is that confirming your identity

> Me: I don't need to confirm my identity - I know who I am

> Debitas: Right Mr X, I assume you know what this is about, have you

> received our letters?

> Me: Oh hang on, I've just found my hearing aid

> Debitas: You are not helping yourself and you'll learn this in the

> future

> Me: Oh dear - are you gonna send the boys around?

> Debitas: A bailiff may be sent around

> Me: Oh I hope he's the rugby type - does he have a firm bum?

> Debitas: Keep your mobile on Mr X (hangs up)

 

 

 

> Me: Hello, thank you for calling Mr X, Calls may be recorded for

> quality and monitoring purposes. Please select from the following

> options to continue...

> Debitas: (silence)

> Me: Press 1 if you are a moron, Press 2 if you are cute, Press 3 if

> you'd like some money, Press 4 if you'd like to give me some money or

> press the hash key to get high

> Debitas: (a button is pressed)

> Me: (hangs up)

 

Just realised that there are stacks of these, so will leave the link for you to peruse at your leisure,:D Which emergency service do you require! Sweet:lol:

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I love the emergency services one

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You might want to get rid of the emergency service one as it's a criminal offence to impersonate even a BT operator routing and monitoring a 999 call. I know, I was one ;)

 

The others are great though :)

 

Today I'm wearing sexy red lacy shorts :) (you may need 999 or NHS direct after reading my last paragraph )

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Today I'm wearing sexy red lacy shorts :) (you may need 999 or NHS direct after reading my last paragraph )

 

In This Weather!:shock:

 

Today I'm wearing, thermal trousers, thermal socks, thermal long sleeved top, I am 'Thermal Man'

 

Hot! Hot! Hot! :-x

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