Cheekiness towards a DCA

[nick20045]

Never as funny when you have to explain it

Got a mate who whenever he is stopped by the traffic police he just opens the window and tells them he refuses to come out cos he is legless.

[locutus]

Ture story... I was in a car with a friend of mine (a really quiet guy) driving and he got pulled for speeding. The officer walked over, he wond the window down, the officer said "Is there a reason you were going so fast?" he replied without blinking "Yeah, my foot was 2 far down on the accelerator!"

 

Both me and the officer were in shock for a second... needless to say he got 3 points and a fine!

[389shell]

Lol, heres a gooden for you.

 

My friend was at the cash machine getting some money, a traffic warden walked up to the car parked with its hazard lights on and shouted over 'you know you can't park here don't you? It's double yellow lines' my friend just shouted over his shoulder, 'I know' and carried on. The traffic warden (smirking) proceeded to write out a ticket. My friend finished at the cash machine and walked over to the traffic warden, telling him he was being a bit harsh, 'well I warned you son' and planted the ticket on the windscreen. 'I suppose you did pal', saluted him and walked over to the bus stop. The traffic wardens face was a picture lol.

[389shell]

Originally Posted by starling

YouTube - VID00040

 

OK uploaded to youtube.

Note how he threatens me with a doorstep "raid" and how he said he was recording the call as well, aren't they supposed to tell you when they start the call?

 

Did you send this to the company starling? If not can I? :lol:

 

No, no! First we should ask Caggers to watch it and bump up the viewing figures, he doesn't think that anyone would watch this lol! Can't believe that he actually gave you his date of birth, silly silly little boy :lol:

[389shell]

Is there a you tube DCA baiting thread anywhere, this would make a very entertaining evening with the wine, although I don't think hubby would agree.

[borisbeaver]

I have annonymous caller reject on my phone, and sometimes I get DCA's ringing on from their mobile phones.

 

I simply place a small-ad in a couple of national free-ad papers with the DCA's mobile. Laugh? Oh yes.

[ODC]

I have annonymous caller reject on my phone, and sometimes I get DCA's ringing on from their mobile phones.

 

I simply place a small-ad in a couple of national free-ad papers with the DCA's mobile. Laugh? Oh yes.

I love your style

[389shell]

Has anyone seen this video on you tube?

 

It's so funny, he wants to write them a cheque and asks them to send him a pen lol, then asks if he can pay in Rubles then informs them that he has sent some money to Nigeria and should have a million dollars frozen in his bank account soon, they did tell him he could send them Sadam money from his trip to Iraq though.

 

Our friends over the water are as bad as us lol.

 

This one is completely barmy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv0JH42FKzw&feature=channel seems that American DCAs will put up with much more abuse than the tin heads here, maybe the revolution hasn't started over there yet.

Edited December 2, 2009 by 389shell

[389shell]

Remember when Jeremy Clarkson printed his bank account details in the paper saying nobody could do anything with them, then someone set up a direct debit to a charity?

 

Obviously not a charity, but I'm sure we could find things to sign these good people up to?

 

The small adds is a really good idea, to find the landline number instead of the rip off line go here www.saynoto0870.co.uk landline number = small ads / lonely hearts.

 

*waves at guest*

[vengeancedemon]

Well, must be time at Cabot Towers to consider ways to pay all the nice boys and girls there a bit for Xmas

 

Can try by sending out letter with loads of dross ( had all these a year and more ago) of a) Non compliant Application forms, T & C of no relevance and non compliance out of time CCA's stuff from non compliant and non acknowledged CCA's from a.n.o, "sold" to Craprot etc etc

 

Anyone else had this latest offering from the Kent Cowboys?

[mrmarmite]

that plus other dca links on that page bring a WHOLE new light to DCA's

 

Meet the Real DCA !

[389shell]

They don't bother with me much anymore, I think they've all given up

 

I know I look like I've been on you tube all day, I haven't, but wouldn't you love to do this to one

 

 

That's my last link for today lol.

[Fred Bassett]

Lol, heres a gooden for you.

 

My friend was at the cash machine getting some money, a traffic warden walked up to the car parked with its hazard lights on and shouted over 'you know you can't park here don't you? It's double yellow lines' my friend just shouted over his shoulder, 'I know' and carried on. The traffic warden (smirking) proceeded to write out a ticket. My friend finished at the cash machine and walked over to the traffic warden, telling him he was being a bit harsh, 'well I warned you son' and planted the ticket on the windscreen. 'I suppose you did pal', saluted him and walked over to the bus stop. The traffic wardens face was a picture lol.

 

A few years ago I got flashed up by a someone coming in the opposite direction. I slowed down and when I got around the corner I got flagged down by a copper. He asked me why I slowed down. I told him I'd been flashed. He told me that I'd only been flashed because they were there. I replied that I didn't know why I'd been flashed, but had I done I wouldn't have slowed down because I wasn't speeding in the first place.

 

Even Mastercard couldn't have bought the look of annoyance on his face. Priceless.

 

Fred

[389shell]

Ha ha, I love the unwritten pact us motorists' have with each other at times like this!

 

I heard another DCA wind up on you tube last night, the man who got the phone call just repeated word for word what the DCA was saying, but in a foreign accent,

 

DCA 'Is this Mr Debt'?

MD 'Is this Mr Debt' in a long drawn out foreign accent

DCA 'No I'm asking you is this Mr Debt'

MD Long pause 'No, I'm asking you is this Mr Debt',

DCA 'Sir, could I speak to Mr Debt',

MD 'Sir' long pause 'could I speak to Mr Debt'.

 

And on it went, I nearly, very nearly wet myself!

[kurvaface]

And on it went, I nearly, very nearly wet myself!

 

The best things in life are free:)

[locutus]

Having received this letter today

I decided to email them

 

 

Dear Receiver,

 

I do not answer to "The Occupier" so any more mail sent to my address, could you provide it on 2 ply as standard A4 is a bit rough to keep things on an equal relationship (sent by an aole and used by my aole.)

 

Thank you in advance

 

 

"The Occupier"

Edited December 3, 2009 by locutus

[nick20045]

Having received this letter today

I decided to email them

 

 

Dear Receiver,

 

I do not answer to "The Occupier" so any more mail sent to my address, could you provide it on 2 ply as standard A4 is a bit rough to keep things on an equal relationship (sent by an aole and used by my aole.)

 

Thank you in advance

 

 

"The Occupier"

I would have replied back telling her that I am a professional person and if she wants to use my time then these are my following rates:

 

Reading a letter: £10

Writing a letter: £22

Time used: £125 per hour

 

Please advise which method of communications you wish to use. Should you wish to be by correspondence then please send a cheque for £32 with your letter so payment is in advance. Should you wish contact by telephonic communication, then please send a cheque for £125. Once we have finished discussing on the phone what you wish to discuss any credit left will be refunded back to you. If the conversation lasts up to one hour, I reserve the right to hang up on you and once you make a further payment, we can resume the conversation.

 

Yours sincerely

 

The Occupier

[389shell]

There was a story in the Martin Lewis money mail yesterday about a bloke that got sent some junk mail, he wrote to them telling them it was illegal (can't remember the details) and if they didn't pay his fee of £35 then he would report them. A cheque turned up for the full amount the following week lol. Good on him.

[fiftypence]

Having received this letter today

I decided to email them

 

 

Dear Receiver,

 

I do not answer to "The Occupier" so any more mail sent to my address, could you provide it on 2 ply as standard A4 is a bit rough to keep things on an equal relationship (sent by an aole and used by my aole.)

 

Thank you in advance

 

 

"The Occupier"

 

Oooh, an 0800 number nice! Hours of fun for all the family

pssst, what format does the reference number take, i.e is it two letters and 6 digit number, or something else etc. Not that I condone time wasting calls at someone elses expense obviously, that would be very wrong

[389shell]

Oooh, an 0800 number nice! Hours of fun for all the family

pssst, what format does the reference number take, i.e is it two letters and 6 digit number, or something else etc. Not that I condone time wasting calls at someone elses expense obviously, that would be very wrong

 

Lol, I'm off work tomorrow and didn't have anything to do

[locutus]

Oooh, an 0800 number nice! Hours of fun for all the family

pssst, what format does the reference number take, i.e is it two letters and 6 digit number, or something else etc. Not that I condone time wasting calls at someone elses expense obviously, that would be very wrong

 

Format is :- 111111111/AA

 

Happy hunting

[enoughisenough]

Hi peeps

 

Please, please please read this and offer advice on this thread. This is the real scummy edge of the DCA universe. Sorry for mini hijack but the thread is only 1 page thus far and it's not mine so I'm asking for altruistic reasons. PS. Keep up the DCA baiting...it's hilarious!

 

http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk/forum/mortgages-secured-loans/232350-possible-barred-old-mortgage.html

[TheBigP]

Just seen the post about Blabbybear wearing a thong. I feel a little billious.

[super biach]

Just seen the post about Blabbybear wearing a thong. I feel a little billious.

lol does that mean feeling sick lol:-)

[super biach]

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