Cheekiness towards a DCA

[Desperate Daniella]

That's because you've got the new BF, the new kittens, and you've forgotten about all the poor lads on here waiting for the daily bulletin to brighten their day.

[ODC]

Ahem...I've been neglecting my duties...

 

Today I'm wearing dusky pink shortie lacy things

 

That's because you've got the new BF, the new kittens, and you've forgotten about all the poor lads on here waiting for the daily bulletin to brighten their day.

 

Not to mention the pre pubescent threat monkeys in DCA Threat Centres up and down the land

[Fred Bassett]

Ahem...I've been neglecting my duties...

 

Today I'm wearing dusky pink shortie lacy things

 

Woof.

[The GodMother]

Oh iam wearing black maternity knickers.

[car2403]

Oh iam wearing black maternity knickers.

 

Aw, sweet x

[mr.ton]

Im wearing black, shorty things at this moment in time...in other words - boxies

[Desperate Daniella]

Godmother, when is the happy event?

 

mr.ton, I'm all for equality so we shall look forward to your daily underwear updates too.

[mr.ton]

I'll pass on that DD...that update was just a 1 off - i wouldnt want to start putting Caggers off their evening meals now would i?

[Desperate Daniella]

Well, smart boxers might be okay, but it would be the days when you went for the leopardskin print posing pouch .......

[The GodMother]

Godmother, when is the happy event?

 

mr.ton, I'm all for equality so we shall look forward to your daily underwear updates too.

 

Well iam not pregnant trust me. My dughter was born 16 months ago but a disaster happened so had to wear what i had in the draw.

 

Basicall i done all my washing put it on the line and it rained outta no where and with the strong wind we had the washing line broke. So hence to say till the rain stops iam not able to replace the line and the washing has to be on clothes airers and radiators.

 

Hence the maternity knickers.

[The GodMother]

Oh forgot to say my clothes are dry and as result back to normal underwaer a black thing that seems to have streched unless i have lost weight.

[AA99]

Enough knickers for today:D:D

 

Cheekiness towards a DCA? Yesterday I had DCA's cheekiness. The most arrogant, rude, burly Mr Soave from Allied International phoned me on my cellphone for OH. My hands were shaking with anger when I finally hung up on him. I want to take revenge, more than cheekily :-x:-x

[Fred Bassett]

Enough knickers for today:D:D

 

Cheekiness towards a DCA? Yesterday I had DCA's cheekiness. The most arrogant, rude, burly Mr Soave from Allied International phoned me on my cellphone for OH. My hands were shaking with anger when I finally hung up on him. I want to take revenge, more than cheekily :-x:-x

 

Perhaps you'd like to give him a bit of the Mrs Bobbitt treatment.

 

Fred

[bigegg]

or, alternatively:

phone them up.

ask for a supervisor.

place a "formal complaint" against mr soave.

 

don't forget to record.

at the end say:

"I have three things to say:

recorded phone call.

consumer action group

you-tube.

"

[AA99]

It was on my cell phone so didn't get recorded:mad:

 

I was however thinking of sending a personalised, beautifully gift-wrapped package of kippers and condensed milk

[locutus]

Make sure you offer it in full and final settlement!

[cashins]

I was however thinking of sending a personalised, beautifully gift-wrapped package of kippers and condensed milk :grin:

 

Wait until the post strike to send it - it should be fully ripe by the time it gets there.

 

David

[The GodMother]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Desperate Daniella]

GM,

 

Considering babybear is wearing her very sexy outfit for the CAG meet I think you should send her the maternity knickers for protection.

[Desperate Daniella]

AA99

 

I'm absolutely with you on the parcel to Allied International. I'd like to send one to Mr Gilmour. They are the nastiest of the lot. I'm surprised they aren't offering courses in bullying and intimidation to other DCAs.

 

I was once going through an airport, went into the ladies and when I came out to go through customs I was astonished to see all the customs officers standing outside. In the customs hall the officer who had drawn the short straw was arguing with a Chinese man who couldn't speak English, but the Customs Officer kept saying loudly," You can't bring in the fish. No, you can't bring in the fish." Honestly if I'd wanted to smuggle anything in I could have walked straight through. The smell was unbelievable.

 

Needs to be in a strong jiffybag though so the small won't be picked up by the postman.

 

DD

[AA99]

AA99

 

I'm absolutely with you on the parcel to Allied International. I'd like to send one to Mr Gilmour. They are the nastiest of the lot. I'm surprised they aren't offering courses in bullying and intimidation to other DCAs.

 

I was once going through an airport, went into the ladies and when I came out to go through customs I was astonished to see all the customs officers standing outside. In the customs hall the officer who had drawn the short straw was arguing with a Chinese man who couldn't speak English, but the Customs Officer kept saying loudly," You can't bring in the fish. No, you can't bring in the fish." Honestly if I'd wanted to smuggle anything in I could have walked straight through. The smell was unbelievable.

 

Needs to be in a strong jiffybag though so the small won't be picked up by the postman.

 

DD

 

LOL DD, maybe we could put Xmas gift wrap on and we'll look like those people that have Xmas wrapped up and done and organised by October:D Forgotten about the strike, thanks for that, except I am emailing the FOS in the morning just in case:cool:

[locutus]

GM,

 

Considering babybear is wearing her very sexy outfit for the CAG meet I think you should send her the maternity knickers for protection.

For protection or for 9 months after if she didn't use protection

[AA99]

........the CAG meet .......

 

Link please DD

[enoughisenough]

Please ensure that the labelling on any packaging is BIG RED and BLACK. Please also remember to use threatening terms of address. It's only fair to give as you have received. After all the season of goodwill approaches.

[AA99]

Please ensure that the labelling on any packaging is BIG RED and BLACK. Please also remember to use threatening terms of address. It's only fair to give as you have received. After all the season of goodwill approaches.

 

 

No no no, the parcel has to look as unenopenable as possible, enticing, irrrrrresistible...................stop it now, I can feel my head tilting and my eye twitching.........