Cheekiness towards a DCA

[cerberusalert]

They're not on the Consumer Credit Register (4307699)

Public Register

no result

They're not on the FSA Register (512588 - is that right?

FSA Register

They can't spell the postcode for their 'Registered Office' "HAS 1QR"

Are they even real?? Plonkers!8):grin:

 

That company reg no. is; WebCHeck - Select and Access Company Information

 

Name & Registered Office:

DIRECT COLLECTIONS LIMITED

23A WEST ROAD

WEAVERHAM

CHESHIRE

CW8 3HP

Company No. 04307699

 

 

 

Status: Active

Date of Incorporation: 19/10/2001

 

Country of Origin: United Kingdom

Company Type: Private Limited Company

Nature of Business (SIC(03)):

7487 - Other business activities

Accounting Reference Date: 31/10

Last Accounts Made Up To: 31/10/2007 (TOTAL EXEMPTION SMALL)

Next Accounts Due: 31/08/2009

Last Return Made Up To: 19/10/2007

Next Return Due: 16/11/2008 OVERDUE

Last Members List: 19/10/2007

Previous Names:

No previous name information has been recorded over the last 20 years.

[hillards]

Maybe we should re-invent the acroym...?

 

DCA - Don't Care Anymore...!

 

much better than the Direct Callous Attack approach many of them have.

 

Any other suggestions? 8)

[desperati]

D C A?

 

 

Divs nd Chavs Association

[cerberusalert]

Deceitful Cretinous Ar$ewipes

[fuzzybobble]

Let's just say I did my bit for scambaiting in Nigeria.

 

When I can get a DCA phone jocky to send me a photo with a dead fish on his head, then I''ll post it on here.

 

But now there is bigger fish to fry. IE the DCA's and the peeps who are sticking their necks out to fight for it. Lot's of good news on here at the moment, but that's sometimes down to peeps on here working behind the scenes making it possible.

 

[clemma]

Let's just say I did my bit for scambaiting in Nigeria.

 

Have read loads of the baits on 419 - excellent

 

When I can get a DCA phone jocky to send me a photo with a dead fish on his head, then I''ll post it on here.

 

....what about the loaf of bread as well???

 

But now there is bigger fish to fry. IE the DCA's and the peeps who are sticking their necks out to fight for it. Lot's of good news on here at the moment, but that's sometimes down to peeps on here working behind the scenes making it possible.

 

There sure is. Hopefully this will be a success for us little people. About time!!

[letshelp]

Found these little gems on their website......

 

They won't consider the following debts for collection....

 

Claims under £1000.

Claims with no supporting documentation.

Claims related to the adult entertainment industry.

 

 

So, you're safe if you make a porn movie and then didn't pay the actors and actresses. The movie only cost £999 to make, and you paid it with a Capital One credit card that you took out around 5 years ago.

 

Anyone out there with a Capital One card want to help me make a movie?

So my second job is safe!

regards

[fuzzybobble]

So my second job is safe!

regards

 

You're as naughty as me.

[clemma]

You're as naughty as me.

 

:eek:

[letshelp]

You're as naughty as me.

I am most humbled:wink:

regards

[fuzzybobble]

:eek:

 

Just consider yourself lucky you don't live in Stoke on Trent.

 

1, because you live in S-O-T

 

2, you stopped going for nights out in Hanley

 

3, because you didn't bump into Fuzzybobble after a few drinks.

 

If you have ever woken up not remembering the night before and your bed has crumbs in it, you have probably been Fuzzybobbled, and not in a DCA/Youtube kind of way.

[clemma]

you have probably been Fuzzybobbled, and not in a DCA/Youtube kind of way.

 

That'll explain the strange responses I had on FB when I said I had been fuzzybobbled.....

[fuzzybobble]

That'll explain the strange responses I had on FB when I said I had been fuzzybobbled.....

 

That was your post, not mine lol.

 

I hope you explained and posted links to your more easily influenced female friends?

[clemma]

That was your post, not mine lol.

 

I hope you explained and posted links to your more easily influenced female friends?

 

it was my post.....I tried to explain, but they don't believe me. Although one of my mates is a bit, ermmmm, dense, and thought it was some sort of cocktail lol....

[fuzzybobble]

it was my post.....I tried to explain, but they don't believe me. Although one of my mates is a bit, ermmmm, dense, and thought it was some sort of cocktail lol....

 

Hmmmm

 

A fuzzbobble cocktail.

 

Large shot or two of Jack Daniels.

Shot of cointreau

2 ice cubes

dip the glass in egg white and salt before serving.

 

Then a swift shot of revenge/no cca kick in the balls.

 

served with a flake, strawberry sauce, and sprinkling of coconut flakes.

 

And a gingerbread man stuck on the top of the whole unenforceable thing.

[clemma]

Sounds good!!

[fuzzybobble]

Sounds good!!

 

 

Time for bed said Zebadee......Boing........

 

Time for bed said Fuzzybobble.....Boing......

 

 

Time for........

 

OK peeps it's your turn. lol.

[clemma]

 

Time for........

 

 

....me to move to the I'm Drunk thread in the bear garden

[fuzzybobble]

....me to move to the I'm Drunk thread in the bear garden

 

I'll move you to the lightweight/Ican't cope with a few drinks thread.

 

I've never been there myself, but you have to start with scary places and wok yourself upwards.

 

Then when you get to the "I have to spend more than £6-50 to get drunk thread". Then you have a problem and be reassured by true friends.

[clemma]

I'll move you to the lightweight/Ican't cope with a few drinks thread.

 

Thats not nice fuzzy......

 

I've never been there myself, but you have to start with scary places and wok yourself upwards.

 

With ya cheap cider pmsl

 

Then when you get to the "I have to spend more than £6-50 to get drunk thread". Then you have a problem and be reassured by true friends.

 

The cheek of it - have spent £7.50 on 2 bottles of wine - of which there is very little left.....

[alanfromderby]

I see that CAGbot was active last night on this thread again - please mind the language.

[fuzzybobble]

I see that CAGbot was active last night on this thread again - please mind the language.

 

Wasn't me for a change.

[ODC]

I see that CAGbot was active last night on this thread again - please mind the language.

 

Wasn't me for a change.

 

It's a fair cop guv, but society is to blame.

[rev.ian]

Carters slammed the phone down on me on Friday.

Then. we are a firm of solicitors

Me. No your not you are glorified debt collectors.

Them. We are solicitors that happen to work for a number of dca’s

Me. And get you judgements by default issuing the court papers to old addresses.

Them. SLAM

[clemma]

Carters slammed the phone down on me on Friday.

Then. we are a firm of solicitors

Me. No your not you are glorified debt collectors.

Them. We are solicitors that happen to work for a number of dca’s

Me. And get you judgements by default issuing the court papers to old addresses.

Them. SLAM