Cheekiness towards a DCA

[lickthewallfatboy]

if a bank can get away with charging you £12 for a letter,then there's no reason to suppose the tables can't be turned......

 

they have been well enough warned that any further wasting of my time will be levied with a fee

[fuzzybobble]

B****cks to the DCA's;). I took on Mbna directly, actually they phoned me when I was in bed with the flu and had just taken a sleeping pill.

 

 

 

Capital One has phoned my OH 101 times (literally!) in 6 weeks for a £200 credit limit card

 

 

Lovely recording.

 

"We are a telephone bank," "Well, I'm a letter lady." Classic

 

It proves how inexperienced their staff really are. They try and stick to the script, no matter what you throw at them from the other end, and they quote all kinds of make believe laws and regulations.

 

Great call, let's have some more. I'm sure they'll call you a few more times yet.

[deathbycrayons]

Brilliant phone recording, they really are a bunch of idiots, they think you don't know your legal rights, it's horrendous!! You held your own though

[emmaf01]

Has anyone asked what this "telephone bank" does for their hearing impaired customers? Or do they discriminate?

 

I could become hearing impaired quite quickly... well having to listen to them makes me wish I couldn't hear them anymore...

[deathbycrayons]

.... and what the hell is a telephone bank anyway??

[ODC]

Has anyone asked what this "telephone bank" does for their hearing impaired customers? Or do they discriminate?

 

I could become hearing impaired quite quickly... well having to listen to them makes me wish I couldn't hear them anymore...

 

They really do seem to employ people with the whingiest voices dont they

[Jeff2000]

.... and what the hell is a telephone bank anyway??

 

 

 

 

It could only be the place where you can deposit all your old telephones and mobiles!

[The GodMother]

oh well i have loads of them to take if they need a few obviously they have been wiped and no sim cards are available for them.

[vengeancedemon]

So, presumably they will be "Valid even if not dialled by you"?

[The GodMother]

lol vengance i think thats the case.

 

 

AA99 i love the call it sounded familiar a peed off me in the end.

[RETURNED TO SENDER]

I told one recently that if they did not return the money they deceived from me that it might be mightily tricky for them to obtain credit in the future, I also wished them a merry Christmas and a very happy new year,

all in a Blackadderish sort of way.

[fuzzybobble]

Man tries to pay overdue bill with spider drawing - Telegraph

 

This is proving to be irresistable.

 

I wonder which DCA will be the first to reply when I send them some drawings?

[babybear39]

Priceless

[chloecat]

Genius!!

 

What about sending a drawing of some money??

Will that work?

[Jeff2000]

Genius!!

 

What about sending a drawing of some money??

Will that work?

 

 

 

 

How about faxing a £20 note repeatedly until the alleged amount has been faxed!!!:)

[babybear39]

:lol:

[spiritgirl59]

:lol: oh this has cheered me up no end! had a rotten few days health wise, but after reading this am lmao !!

 

I must look out my old Monopoly game - there are some missing but now I know what to do with the remaining old notes!

 

Love SG x

[Bazooka Boo]

How about faxing a £20 note repeatedly until the alleged amount has been faxed!!!:)

 

I am going to feel like such a kill joy! But please don't send me to Coventry, I've only my fellow CAGgers interests at heart..Faxing any UK Stirling/currency, photocopying and even photographing it is an offence, and I have no doubt the recipients would take great delight in informing the authorities! And where would that leave me eh? I can't come visit you all with baked cakes, B&Q would very quickly sell out of files!

[fuzzybobble]

Just write "specimen" across it, then you should be ok. No need to do that with Monopoly money or Bank of Toytown though. What about scanning coins? I doubt there's anything illegal in doing that. £1000 in 5p's coming up lol.

 

I think I'll fax Moorcroft an IOU note tomorrow. Just to annoy them.

[bigegg]

Just write "specimen" across it, then you should be ok. No need to do that with Monopoly money or Bank of Toytown though. What about scanning coins? I doubt there's anything illegal in doing that. £1000 in 5p's coming up lol.

 

I think I'll fax Moorcroft an IOU note tomorrow. Just to annoy them.

 

Sounds like an acknowledgement that you owe them money, to me.

 

Sign it "Uncle Bab"

[SteveH2508]

Anyone remember the American Civil War cards with bubble gum from the 60s?

 

Civil War: 1962 Topps "Civil War News" Card Set

 

They came with confederate notes in as well. Oh I so wish I had some now to send to MBNA (we are an American bank subject to American law etc..)

[cerberusalert]

Anyone remember the American Civil War cards with bubble gum from the 60s?

 

Civil War: 1962 Topps "Civil War News" Card Set

 

They came with confederate notes in as well. Oh I so wish I had some now to send to MBNA (we are an American bank subject to American law etc..)

 

Crikey...they bring back memories. I had wads and wads of them, if I remember correctly they ranged from $1 to $100,000 bills, & the bubblegum was a wafer thin pink square.

[fuzzybobble]

Crikey...they bring back memories. I had wads and wads of them, if I remember correctly they ranged from $1 to $100,000 bills, & the bubblegum was a wafer thin pink square.

 

And now Maccy D's use them as filling for big Macs.

 

I don't do bubble gum now. It's not the same since they stopped doing lick and stick fake tattoo's

 

If anyone is wondering why I've been a bit quiet recently. I have just got series 1-7 of Grange Hill 1978 - 1984. So I'm working my way through 100 episodes of my teenage years with fond carefree memories. The days when DCA's were scary and we had respect for banks, royalty, and the government. And who said things haven't changed for the better.

[rev.ian]

So much for stopping collection activities on the account Robbing Way called again today.

RW Hello can I speak to rev.ian please

rev.ian Wheo is calling?

RW I am calling from Robinson, Way

rev.ian I don’t know.

RW Why is that is he not in?

rev.ian Yes but he is a bit tierd its only 8.45.

RW Can I speak to rev.ian please.

rev.ian no he is busy putting his shoes on.

RW Can I speak to rev.ian before he puts his shoes on please

Rev.ian No I am in hurry to get up the town.

RW Can I speak to rev.ian before he goes up the town.

Rev.ian Not really I need to pick up my new Rolex.

RW That’s nice, but could I speak to rev.ian before he picks up his new Rolex.

Rev.ian No it cost me £12.000. If you spent that on a watch you would be in hurry to pick it up.

RW Can I speak to rev.ian please.

Rev.ian We are going to get nowhere are we. click

Where do they get them from ?.

[Madamfluff]

I will look for a book I| have at home called how to say F@ck @ff in 100 languages. I will let you all know when I have found it as theres bound to be something that can be utalised as a ref number