Cheekiness towards a DCA

[fuzzybobble]

Dont think this was a DCA but was brilliant and well worth using if you are in the same position. As you may have gathered by my user name I am female

Phone rings

Me Hello ( gives phone no)

Bloke Can I speak to the head of the houseold please

Me - sorry head of the household is busy

Bloke When will HE be available please

Me Dunno he's sitting in front of the fire washing his a*se at the mo could be a long session.

two minutes silence

Bloke er did you understand what I asked you

Me yeah you want the head of the household - thats the cat and and as I said he is sitting ........

Bloke er is there a man I can speak to

Me do you have a calender handy

Bloke yes

Me can you look at date and read out the year - yes mate is says 2009 and not ******* 1809 you ignorant ******

I then slam down the phone

 

Come to Stoke on Trent. Here we know how to wash our bums. I do it cat style with my leg stuck above my left ear. But I'm a bit posh and use a sponge and not my tongue though.

[fuzzybobble]

I have had two lovely calls tonight from Barmy, Orrible and Stupid. The first where the poor wee lad got flummoxed when I said I wouldn't go through security (where does he think he works~the airport?) and told me to refer to my signed contract (would love to pet, have been asking for one for over 6 months), and the second where the lass didn't even go through the security questions.

 

Ask in a low husky voice, "Where are the bumble bees, you know where they are. Tell me where they are, or your loved ones will die..."

 

Or is that just me who does things like that?

[fuzzybobble]

There have been more posts on the truthful Crudit Site than on Rons Fan Club site

 

Time to send Ron an invite and face the uncencored wrath of the CAG if he's man enough.

[clemma]

Ask in a low husky voice, "Where are the bumble bees, you know where they are. Tell me where they are, or your loved ones will die..."

 

Or is that just me who does things like that?

 

:lol: I think it's just you (or at least, it's only you that admits to it).....

[berrylover]

Ask in a low husky voice, "Where are the bumble bees, you know where they are. Tell me where they are, or your loved ones will die..."

 

Or is that just me who does things like that?

 

 

You know its not just you, lol

[The GodMother]

Dont think this was a DCA but was brilliant and well worth using if you are in the same position. As you may have gathered by my user name I am female

Phone rings

Me Hello ( gives phone no)

Bloke Can I speak to the head of the houseold please

Me - sorry head of the household is busy

Bloke When will HE be available please

Me Dunno he's sitting in front of the fire washing his a*se at the mo could be a long session.

two minutes silence

Bloke er did you understand what I asked you

Me yeah you want the head of the household - thats the cat and and as I said he is sitting ........

Bloke er is there a man I can speak to

Me do you have a calender handy

Bloke yes

Me can you look at date and read out the year - yes mate is says 2009 and not ******* 1809 you ignorant ******

I then slam down the phone

 

 

that is so good. well done for the cheekiness i would have passed the phone to the cat.

[clemma]

that is so good. well done for the cheekiness i would have passed the phone to the cat.

 

That made me laugh out loud GodMother

[Fred Bassett]

Come to Stoke on Trent. Here we know how to wash our bums. I do it cat style with my leg stuck above my left ear. But I'm a bit posh and use a sponge and not my tongue though.

 

My Wife once suggested that we ought to make love like cats. We had a go but we fell off the roof.

 

Fred

[fuzzybobble]

that is so good. well done for the cheekiness i would have passed the phone to the cat.

 

I tried that one, as my cat squeaks if you ask her a question. Then the DCA chimp gets confused when they have to communicate with a more advanced life form. Now I use alge, and amoeba's and get a more useful response from them.

 

The alge and amoeba's hang up on them as their intelligence has been insulted.

[clemma]

My Wife once suggested that we ought to make love like cats. We had a go but we fell off the roof.

 

Fred

 

[The GodMother]

My Wife once suggested that we ought to make love like cats. We had a go but we fell off the roof.

 

Fred

 

 

LOL what were u doing that far up anyway as it was not a tin roof.

[fuzzybobble]

Best to be a skeleton if you're planning on having sex on a tin roof. Lots of noise and it make the neighbours jealous.

[daarab]

My Wife once suggested that we ought to make love like cats. We had a go but we fell off the roof.

 

I would just like my wife to suggest sex.

[clemma]

Best to be a skeleton if you're planning on having sex on a tin roof. Lots of noise and it make the neighbours jealous.

 

:eek: You can have double the "eeks" for that one.

 

I will not ask how you know this though

[clemma]

I would just like my wife to suggest sex.

 

.....make the first move you doofus :D

 

Now, where is Mr Ton to get his thread back on topic?

Edited January 12, 2009 by clemma

[Fred Bassett]

I would just like my wife to suggest sex.

 

Aaaarrrgggghhhh!!!!!

Edited January 12, 2009 by Fred Bassett
double posting

[Fred Bassett]

I would just like my wife to suggest sex.

 

Just now and then, I wish mine wouldn't. The good news is that my "John Wayne without a horse impression" is coming along great guns.

 

Fred

[clemma]

So good you had to tell us twice eh, Fred?

 

One could get rather jealous

[ScabHunter]

So good you posted it twice, eh, Fred?

 

For us lifelong solitary people, any attempt at sex on a roof would present a different problem altogether.

 

It would only leave us one hand to hold on to the roof with.

 

SH

[clemma]

So good you posted it twice, eh, Fred?

 

Snap

[The GodMother]

So good you posted it twice, eh, Fred?

 

For us lifelong solitary people, any attempt at sex on a roof would present a different problem altogether.

 

It would only leave us one hand to hold on to the roof with.

 

SH

 

SH there is a few ppl in need of a good bonk round ere if ur interested. It mught stop them screaming at each other for long enough for ppl to sleep.

[clemma]

SH there is a few ppl in need of a good bonk round ere if ur interested. It mught stop them screaming at each other for long enough for ppl to sleep.

 

trust you to lower the tone even further

[Fred Bassett]

Snap

 

That was a technical hitch.

 

Fred

[clemma]

That was a technical hitch.

 

Fred

 

AKA bragging

[Fred Bassett]

SH there is a few ppl in need of a good bonk round ere if ur interested. It mught stop them screaming at each other for long enough for ppl to sleep.

 

We sleep VERY well down my way. Must be the country air.

 

Fred