Cheekiness towards a DCA

[Fred Bassett]

did fred ever recieve a reply to his application?

 

 

Nah. Miserable sods.

 

Fred

[The GodMother]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWw i hope he was not disapointent. Maybe the was to experianced for the job.

[ODC]

Nah. Miserable sods.

 

Fred

 

Maybe you should report them for Canine Discrimination

[clemma]

This is totally off thread (for a change) but my mate told me a very funny story today about his Dad.

A few weeks ago, some Gypsy's knocked on his door and asked if he'd like his drive tarmac'd. He said yes please, then shut the door. A few hours later, the drive looked pretty good, and the Gypsy's knocked on the door asking for £3000. He looked at them, and said, you never said anything about cost, you just asked if I wanted it done. I said yes, so you did it. The face on the Gypsy's face was, apparently, priceless.

 

No doubt a DCA will still try and claim the amount though - they don't need proof you owe them anything

[fuzzybobble]

I've been messing with some of Fred's posted stuff too.

 

 

Unlike most DCA's that have very uninspiring threat-o-grams, MBNA have got quite creative in their ways to try and intimidate you.

 

 

Here is an example of their handywork........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today I decided to rework it so anyone here can send back to them in reply to them failing to provide a CCA.

 

 

 

The result........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ODC]

You are mad fuzzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ODC]

......................... you never said anything about cost, you just asked if I wanted it done. I said yes, so you did it. The face on the Gypsy's face was, apparently, priceless.

 

No doubt a DCA will still try and claim the amount though - they don't need proof you owe them anything

 

 

Sounds like a job for Carterman

 

 

[godpikachu]

LOL!, class.

[The GodMother]

I've been messing with some of Fred's posted stuff too.

 

 

Unlike most DCA's that have very uninspiring threat-o-grams, MBNA have got quite creative in their ways to try and intimidate you.

 

 

Here is an example of their handywork........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today I decided to rework it so anyone here can send back to them in reply to them failing to provide a CCA.

 

 

 

The result........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Class i think i will edit and use it.

[The GodMother]

This is totally off thread (for a change) but my mate told me a very funny story today about his Dad.

A few weeks ago, some Gypsy's knocked on his door and asked if he'd like his drive tarmac'd. He said yes please, then shut the door. A few hours later, the drive looked pretty good, and the Gypsy's knocked on the door asking for £3000. He looked at them, and said, you never said anything about cost, you just asked if I wanted it done. I said yes, so you did it. The face on the Gypsy's face was, apparently, priceless.

 

No doubt a DCA will still try and claim the amount though - they don't need proof you owe them anything

 

 

Brill i need to think of that one.

[tiglet]

Hmmm … let me see …

 

Money worries can affect your relationship.

 

You seem to be the ones worrying about the money – there’s no good two of us worrying about it.

 

Your financial privacy could be lost in court.

 

Damn, does that mean a judge would know I haven’t got any money as well?

 

Stress of it all could stop you sleeping.

 

I find vodka helps.

 

Bankruptcy takes time, it’s no quick solution.

 

I’m not going anywhere.

 

You might lose your property to a bailiff.

 

Who says I own any?

 

Your anonymity may be lost through newspaper reports.

 

Question: who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a rat’s ass? That’s right, it’s Tiglet.

 

 

Jeebus, don’t they think I have more in life to worry about??? Like whether I’m getting a new tea-towel for Christmas???

[clemma]

lol Tiglet......

 

And that tea towel has been missing for a while now

[Fred Bassett]

I've been messing with some of Fred's posted stuff too.

 

 

Unlike most DCA's that have very uninspiring threat-o-grams, MBNA have got quite creative in their ways to try and intimidate you.

 

 

Here is an example of their handywork........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today I decided to rework it so anyone here can send back to them in reply to them failing to provide a CCA.

 

 

 

The result........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like it fuzzy!!

 

Regards.

 

Fred

[tiglet]

I think Fred has had my tea-towel all along ...

[Fred Bassett]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWw i hope he was not disapointent. Maybe the was to experianced for the job.

 

Too hygienic and good looking I think!

 

Fred

[tiglet]

That's because you've been using my tea-towel!

[***inca***]

Hmmm … let me see …

 

Money worries can affect your relationship.

 

You seem to be the ones worrying about the money – there’s no good two of us worrying about it.

 

Your financial privacy could be lost in court.

 

Damn, does that mean a judge would know I haven’t got any money as well?

 

Stress of it all could stop you sleeping.

 

I find vodka helps.

 

Bankruptcy takes time, it’s no quick solution.

 

I’m not going anywhere.

 

You might lose your property to a bailiff.

 

Who says I own any?

 

Your anonymity may be lost through newspaper reports.

 

Question: who has two thumbs and doesn’t give a rat’s ass? That’s right, it’s Tiglet.

 

 

Jeebus, don’t they think I have more in life to worry about??? Like whether I’m getting a new tea-towel for Christmas???

 

LOOOOOOL fantastic!

[vengeancedemon]

Superb work Fuzzy B -as always !

 

Perhaps the DCA's should adopt that classic Christmas Hit, "AlL I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" to, the re-phrased, "Valid CCA"

[Fred Bassett]

That's because you've been using my tea-towel!

 

 

Ah, well I forgot to mention that I was able to retrieve it from Saddam just before he started swinging .....

 

 

Fred

[tiglet]

Never mess with a Tiglet who has lost her tea-towel - that's all I have to say on the subject.

[fuzzybobble]

I never did find my tea-towel - however, Capquest did pay for a nice new one when they sent me my costs for my SD set-aside.

 

 

It has a gingerbread man on it

 

Anything with a gingerbread man on it is mine. I'll mess with you Tiglet. ;-)

 

I collect gingerbread man things. I have over 130 gingerbread man things. I collect gingerbread man stuff like DCA's collect unenforceable debts.

 

Only my collection is worth a lot more than the DCA's collection.

[fuzzybobble]

Superb work Fuzzy B -as always !

 

Thankyou.

 

I have 3 major projects in the pipeline at the mo. Two of which are in production now. I have 2 weeks holiday coming soon, so be prepared for some of the best fuzzybobbling of DCA's yet.

 

When I have lots of spare time on my hands, DCA's had better watch out.

 

The next projects are a new dca song and video.

 

A 3 part project where Sesame St, Judge Judy, and Borat, give Capital One a whole load of laughs.

Judge Judy takes on Charles and Uncle Bob from 1st Credit in a proper video. Just like my honest DCA video I made a few months back.

[The GodMother]

somebody please by tiglet a few tea towel.

 

Remember to put her name on them just incase they get lost.

[fuzzybobble]

Guess who has the missing teatowel?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now who dares take it from me?

[clemma]

Wondering what I should say if Aktiva Kapital () phone? Should I just refuse their security questions and continue to say "it's statute barred" till they hang up? Wanna be more original though....

 

FB - hurry with youtube posts....pmsl at all your previous posts. Showed them to the Hubby (who was always worried about DCA's as well - until now) and he can't believe your cheek

 

Thank god for CAG