Cheekiness towards a DCA

[babybear39]

Congrats FB

[fuzzybobble]

how many more points is it till light green blob 2 appears?

 

I got 504 at the moment.

[babybear39]

how many more points is it till light green blob 2 appears?

 

I got 504 at the moment.

 

Depends who gives them to you ...

[Helios]

lmao, can't believe how many monkeys fall for all this

 

liked the moorcrap ones, they're priceless lol

 

how many keyboard have this thread ruined?

[saintly_1]

how many more points is it till light green blob 2 appears?

 

I got 504 at the moment.

Think the light green ones take 200 each to attain

[fuzzybobble]

Think the light green ones take 200 each to attain

 

Oh well, had quite a few points over the last few days, helping new posters on here.

 

Car is broken at the mo due to fuel pump probs, so decided to use the time stuck at home on here instead.

[The GodMother]

yep there are always better things to do FB.

[fuzzybobble]

lmao, can't believe how many monkeys fall for all this

 

liked the moorcrap ones, they're priceless lol

 

how many keyboard have this thread ruined?

 

I owe BB about 3 keyboards and one monitor. Plus a few other peeps too. I'll just get a container ordered from China and pass the replacements out at christmas.

 

As for the Moorcoft letters. I've been busy on photoshop sorting out my own version, that's a bit more truthful. Watch this space and cover your keyboards and monitors with clingfilm......

 

(peeps who download a lot of porn will have done this ages ago)

[babybear39]

ROFLMFAO FB

[OnMyWayOut]

Now that would be some sort of justice for the stress they've caused...I reckon they should fund the CAG summer and Christmas parties

By not providing enforceable CCAs, they are already!

[mr.ton]

The money we are saving by not paying these DCA's is already funding our social activities - we should ring & tell them that

[The GodMother]

no dont bother as we have far to much parting to do rather than talk to them.

[Goldlady]

I'll drink to that - and try not to spit it all over the keyboard:p

[Hoose]

well, not cheeky so much as leaving them speechless

 

having refused to answer any of RMA's DPAQ questions when they ring, I got the infamous "We will be calling" postcard.

 

rang em up (I was bored) and when the drone answered, said "Can I speak to someone to make a complaint about your company wasting my time please"

 

little stutter, she asked for my ref no (which I gave) and put me on hold

 

got put through to an "operations manager" who sounded quite polite

 

explained (well, lied) that I had had this card, and had waited in ALL day expecting their representative.

 

he explained that the card means they will be TELEPHONING (like I didnt know).

 

Well, it isn't worded very well, as if you meant Telephoning, then surely you should state that. in fact it is almost like you are trying to decieve people!" cue another stutter, and me pressing on "I think it may be advantageous for your company to look at rewording your card to avoid confusion, dont you?"

Reply: "Y-y-yes sir"

 

Me: "Ok, thank you, goodbye"

 

they didnt even seem to think to ask me about the debt that they are supposedly chasing. I was hoping they would, as it got settled with the OC today with £1k knocked off the total yay!

[fuzzybobble]

yayyyyyy result. Well done :D:D

[Hoose]

why thank you fb, it is appreciated

 

i am gradually getting things sorted with short settlements (and generous parents, who are lending me the money till my mortgage comes through)

 

teasing the dca's just passes the time

[Hoose]

oh that was fun.

 

 

RMA just rang me. obviously realised they missed a chance last night

 

had a bit of fun with security "but you rang me!"

 

only partial answers to the questions until she got narked and then answered her questions.

 

then:

 

Her: I'm calling about a personal matter with MBNA

Me: Right

Her: It's about the outstanding amount

Me: There is no outstanding amount

Her: Have you made a payment to us

Me: No

Her: Have you cleared the outstanding amount with MBNA

Me: I have made an arrangement in F&F settlement with MBNA

Her: OK, Sorry to have wasted your time this morning

Me: (i just had to get it in again) Well, to be honest, you wasted my time all day yesterday as well

Her: How did we do that?

Me: Well, I get a card through the door saying you will be calling, so I wait in all day. Tell me, who do I send the invoice to for my lost time???

Her: to give her credit, she didnt miss a beat here. obv used to dealing with FB)MBNA, they are the ones that instructed us to send the letters out, so you would have to claim from them

Me: Ok, thank you ByeBye *click*

 

 

ahhh, the sweet sound of a DCA with its teeth yanked without anasthetic, go lick yer wounds RMA and never darken my telephones again

Edited July 29, 2008 by Hoose
smiley inserted where thar should be no smiley

[The GodMother]

Hoose your late 2 posts have made me laugh.

 

I fully agree the wording does need sorting out.

[babybear39]

YAY Congratulations Hoose

 

[Jeff2000]

well, not cheeky so much as leaving them speechless

 

having refused to answer any of RMA's DPAQ questions when they ring, I got the infamous "We will be calling" postcard.

 

rang em up (I was bored) and when the drone answered, said "Can I speak to someone to make a complaint about your company wasting my time please"

 

little stutter, she asked for my ref no (which I gave) and put me on hold

 

got put through to an "operations manager" who sounded quite polite

 

explained (well, lied) that I had had this card, and had waited in ALL day expecting their representative.

 

he explained that the card means they will be TELEPHONING (like I didnt know).

 

Well, it isn't worded very well, as if you meant Telephoning, then surely you should state that. in fact it is almost like you are trying to decieve people!" cue another stutter, and me pressing on "I think it may be advantageous for your company to look at rewording your card to avoid confusion, dont you?"

Reply: "Y-y-yes sir"

 

Me: "Ok, thank you, goodbye"

 

they didnt even seem to think to ask me about the debt that they are supposedly chasing. I was hoping they would, as it got settled with the OC today with £1k knocked off the total yay!

 

 

 

 

Hi Hoose,

 

 

Did they telephone you at all on that particular day?

 

 

Jeff.

[Hoose]

well i think i got a newbie who didnt know how to use the phone system. my phone rang, i answered and heard a couple of words of a conversation to his colleague before it disconnected.

 

oh well, it let me have fun!!

[Helmetfire]

Funny.... I had a call like that a couple of weeks back, I said "Hello" and nobody replied but I could hear bits of a conversation and picked out the word "money" before it got cut off. So I did 1471 as I thought it might have been one of my partners friends and wanted to know who it was who was wasting my time (I was just leaving for work and rushed back into answer the phone) and found it was a mobile number...when I phoned it somebody just said "hello" so I presumed it was a private number...I just put the phone down without saying anything just to get my own back...but you got me wondering if it was a DCA:confused: Not to worry if it was though, once upon a time I would have quaked in fear at the thought of speaking to them on the phone, now I have so many great ideas from you guys how to make their lives a misery:lol:

[fuzzybobble]

Just to keep things on topic on this thread.........

Edited July 30, 2008 by MARTIN3030
Not really appropriate-think about it !!

[kia]

ewwwwwwww big style :Dxxkia

[Greenpea]

Just to keep things on topic on this thread.........

Edited July 31, 2008 by Greenpea