Jump to content


How not to use a microwave


style="text-align: center;">  

Thread Locked

because no one has posted on it for the last 5010 days.

If you need to add something to this thread then

 

Please click the "Report " link

 

at the bottom of one of the posts.

 

If you want to post a new story then

Please

Start your own new thread

That way you will attract more attention to your story and get more visitors and more help 

 

Thanks

Recommended Posts

I saw this story on Cornwall Fire Brigade Web Site.

 

Fire Brigade News

 

 

Explosive Plum Pudding

 

Incident Date:01/01/2008 18:55 Incident Location:Moorland Close, Pendeen Details

 

Two crews from St Just were mobilised to a call stating a microwave had exploded and was on fire. Upon arrival crews found that the occupier of the premise had over cooked the Plum Pudding that was in the microwave, the liqueur in which had caused the explosion and had caught alight. The fire was out on the crews arrival.

Frederickson - CCA Sent 11/4/07 - Lost - Claiming back from post office

Connaught Collections - CCA Sent 11/4/07 - No Agreement - returned to client

Lowell - CCA sent 11/4/07 - No agreement - returned to client

Moorcroft - CCA Sent 11/4/07 - No Agreement - returned to client

Red Castle - CCA Sent 11/4/07 - Copy returned but no T&C's

Robinson Way - CCA Sent 16/5/07

Link to post
Share on other sites

I put a wasp in the microwave once.

The little sod never stung me again.

I Wish you everything you wish yourself.

 

NatWest Claimed £1,639. Accepted £1,344.

Natwest Paid me again as GOGW £1,656. Yes they can have it back if they say please.

Barclays 1 Claimed £1,260. Won by default. Paid in full

Barclays 2 Claimed £2,378. Won by default. Paid in full

Birmingham Midshires. Claimed £2,122. Accepted £2,075.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Apparently if you put ants in a microwave they survive - they just crawl around to the cold spots. Still seems a bit sadistic though.

 

Eggs explode quite spectacularly. When I tried it, it blew the microwave door open (nobody believes me when I say that), and the inside was coated in scrambled eggs. Didn't matter much though, since it no longer worked

Link to post
Share on other sites

Sweetcorn also explodes quite prettily in the microwave. (Also makes a bit if a mess too)

[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]If you think my post was helpful, please feel free to click my scales

 

 

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.

 

:D

Link to post
Share on other sites

Had a paella from M&S once and the mussels on top caused a lot of mess when they blew up... sticky black stuff everywhere.

 

Golf balls make a mess too - I remember when microwaves first became popular my brothers and sisters (there are 7 of us) had fun trying to blow things up... coffee in plastic cups was an early experiment, can't remember who suggested golf balls though!

Link to post
Share on other sites

soap grows in a microwave. I think that marshmallows do as well.

[sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]If you think my post was helpful, please feel free to click my scales

 

 

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.

 

:D

Link to post
Share on other sites

Uses of Microwaves

 

 

 

Microwaves can be used in many ways. Here are some of the ways:

· Detecting speeding cars and motorcycles

· Sending telephone messages

· TV broadcasting

· Curing and drying plywood

· Treating muscle soreness

· Curing resins and rubber

· Raising bread and doughnuts

· Cooking potato chips.

 

 

Which buttons do i press for these functions?

I Wish you everything you wish yourself.

 

NatWest Claimed £1,639. Accepted £1,344.

Natwest Paid me again as GOGW £1,656. Yes they can have it back if they say please.

Barclays 1 Claimed £1,260. Won by default. Paid in full

Barclays 2 Claimed £2,378. Won by default. Paid in full

Birmingham Midshires. Claimed £2,122. Accepted £2,075.

Link to post
Share on other sites

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 Caggers

    No registered users viewing this page.


  • Have we helped you ...?


×
×
  • Create New...