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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

 

1.

Don't change horses - until they stop running.

 

2.

Strike while the - bug is close.

 

3.

It's always darkest before - Daylight Saving Time.

 

4.

Never underestimate the power of - termites.

 

5.

You can lead a horse to water but - How?

 

6.

Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.

 

7.

No news is - impossible

 

8.

A miss is as good as a - Mr.

 

9.

You can't teach an old dog new - Math

 

10.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.

 

11.

Love all, trust - Me.

 

12.

The pen is mightier than the - pigs.

 

13.

An idle mind is - the best way to relax

 

14.

Where there's smoke there's - pollution.

 

15.

Happy the bride who - gets all the presents.

 

16. A penny saved is - not much.

 

17.

Two's company, three's - the Musketeers.

 

18.

Don't put off till tomorrow what - you put on to go to bed.

 

19.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose.

 

20.

There are none so blind as - Stevie Wonder.

 

21.

Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.

 

22.

If at first you don't succeed - get new batteries.

 

23.

You get out of something only what you - See in the picture on the box

 

24.

When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way.

 

25.

A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you.

 

And the WINNER and last one!

 

26.

Better late than - Pregnant

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...No. 22 must be for Milktrayman:)
Hansel + Gretel were just lucky s*ds!!!...:x:p

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

(Jules Winnfield)

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