Great Quotes

[gizmo111]

I'm sure we've had this before as well but I'll start it again

 

'I've lost many things in my life but the one I miss the most is my mind'

Ozzy Osbourne

[Rooster-UK]

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill....

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."

Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

[Rooster-UK]

Marco Pierre White...

You can dress a pig in a suit, but he will still grunt!

[gizmo111]

winston on his deathbed

 

'either that wallpaper goes or I do'

[saintly_1]

Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.

Sir Winston Churchill

[gizmo111]

'There was 3 of us in this marriage so it was a little crowded'

 

Princess Diana

[saintly_1]

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

 

Ernest Hemingway

[Hippy-chick]

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination

 

Oscar Wilde

[saintly_1]

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

 

 

 

 

Mark Twain

[Hippy-chick]

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to

 

Dorothy Parker

[elsinore]

Bessie Braddock:

 

"Winston, you are drunk, horribly drunk"

 

Winston Churchill:

 

"And madam, you are ugly, terribly ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober"

[Rooster-UK]

Winston, on being told that his flies were open.....

 

Madam, a dead bird will never fall from the nest.

[Hippy-chick]

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home

 

Groucho Marx

[elsinore]

Groucho again:

 

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

[Hippy-chick]

Yeah, elsinore - that last is a fave of mine - got it up on my wall ...

 

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house

 

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor

[gizmo111]

'You're Norman Bates with a briefcase'

Gail Platt - Coronation Street

(Not exactly a great but memorable)

[elsinore]

A lady seated next to F E Smith (Lord Birkenhead) at a dinner said to him that she

 

"could never eat tongue, because it comes from an animal's mouth"

 

"Try an egg" said Smith

[Hippy-chick]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

 

Groucho Marx

[angelone]

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. – Herm Albright

[Hippy-chick]

Work is the curse of the drinking classes

 

Oscar Wilde

[Hippy-chick]

I think we agree, the past is over

 

George W Bush

[angelone]

The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.

[angelone]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

[ukaviator]

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.

 

John Wayne

 

How very true..

[angelone]

"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."