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Lady Astor to Winston Churchill....

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."

Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

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Marco Pierre White...

You can dress a pig in a suit, but he will still grunt!

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Any typos spelling mistakes are due to leprechauns in my keyboard they move the letters around sometimes (amended just for Bookie)

 

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination

 

Oscar Wilde

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

 

 

 

 

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to

 

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Bessie Braddock:

 

"Winston, you are drunk, horribly drunk"

 

Winston Churchill:

 

"And madam, you are ugly, terribly ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober"

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Winston, on being told that his flies were open.....

 

Madam, a dead bird will never fall from the nest.

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I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home

 

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Groucho again:

 

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

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Yeah, elsinore - that last is a fave of mine - got it up on my wall ...

 

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house

 

 

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A lady seated next to F E Smith (Lord Birkenhead) at a dinner said to him that she

 

"could never eat tongue, because it comes from an animal's mouth"

 

"Try an egg" said Smith

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

 

Groucho Marx

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes

 

Oscar Wilde

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I think we agree, the past is over

 

George W Bush

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Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.

 

John Wayne

 

How very true..

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