this is a good one(not for me)
I had my car sorn and parked on my drive,
i pre booked an mot for 1030 next day ,
circa 8 am as the mrs went to take the kids to school
she asked me to save her a parking space ,
i went to try and tax the car on line but could not,
i went outside and swapped cars
came back in and tried again to tax it could not,
i thought well ill just go to mot place
as i was going to the car and wait for the mrs she walks in with a smile on her face
" you ve been clamped "
i replied
" yeah sure