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Murphy’s other laws 1: Light travels faster than sound: this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3: He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 4: A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 5: Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6: Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t. 7: Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8: The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a90% probability you’ll get it wrong. 9: It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. 10: If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11: The things that come to those who wait may be the things left bythose who got there first. 12: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boatall day drinking beer. 13: Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries. 14: The shin bone is a device for finding furniture. 15: When you go to court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of Jury service.
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