(I'm not exactly sure what forum this should go in, so I'm posting it here, but Mods please feel free to move it.)
I'm going to charge Anglian Home Improvements £500 each time they continue to harass/phone me
I have reached the Samuel L. Jackson Fury Event Horizion - "Enough is Enough!
I have had it up to here with these  Double-glazing salesmen on this  phoneline":-x
I'd appreciate some advice on the specific OFCOM guidline and law acts I can use against them.
I have, over the last 6 months, received dozens of phone call from you, some silent and putting the phone down immediately I answer,
and some asking to speak to a "Mrs Gardner", presumably the person that had this phone number (REMOVED) before me.
I know the calls are from you due to the caller number display.
Every single time I request, as is my legal right, that you stop calling me immediately
and that you remove my phone number and all other information from your system and never call me again,
your phone operator always agrees to do this.
Despite this request, you continue to phone me at all hours of the day and night,
and even when I inform you that I am not the person you are looking for
you still try to sell me something.
Let me inform you of some facts:
(1) I have NEVER contacted you, requested a quote, had business dealing with you or otherwise made any contact with you previously
(2) I am extremely ill, severely disabled and bedbound due to an incurable illness. I often have to rest or sleep during the day or evening.
(3) The phone number you keep ringing (REMOVED) is for EMERGENCY use only,
and hence each time I hear it ring, I can only assume it is an emergency.
This stresses me, and my illness is one that, if I am stressed, my illness gets worse. Hence your insistent calls are causing me actual harm.
(4) You have ignored my request to remove my number from your records on EVERY SINGLE OCCASION,
thus breaking the OFCOM GUIDELINES ???? and the LAW ACT ???? Protection from Harassment Act 1997
(5) From this date onwards I am applying a schedule of fees for every phone call I receive from you
to compensate me for my time and for the damage to my health, and for restitution for the HARASSMENT from you.
The fees are as follows;
Receiving phone call from yourselves = £500
Receiving SILENT phone call from yourselves = £750
answering email from yourselves = £250
answering unsolicited letter from yourselves = £250
personal visit from yourselves = £1500
Writing letter to yourselves = £77.34p
Continued phone contact or extended other communication from yourselves shall be consider acceptance of this schedule of fees.
All communication may be recorded and made public. Continued ingnoring of my requests will lead to legal action.