I seem to remember handling you rather expertly one quick clout with the crutch and you were legless.

Hmmm, Angels, think we could handle two of them? Kia, you're excused cos you'd probably manage them both single handed. :D

The leg is doing fine thank you Cf ............. not up to playing football just yet but fine for playing with pointy things.

Soooooooooo .......... you a masochist Cf ........... or is it that you're flattered by our attentions and really you love us to bits? :p

We're good clean living Angels ..... that's why we're early to bed UK ..... 'course, it could just be that we're bored into going to bed cos he's not around to play with anymore. You volunteering to take his place?

On that note I think I'd better hop it before he comes back and accuses me of bullying him again. Poor lad, you'd think he hated it from the way he whinges ......... but he loves it really.

I'll bet I rang a few bells for him when I dinged him with my crutch ......... He reckoned he was mortally wounded and limped for at least an hour ..... nor did he seem very comfortable when we sat down to dinner ............. could it be the bruise on his btm I wonder.

Oooh goodie ......... I'm no masochist. Although I think Charley thinks I'm a sadist sometimes. I seem to remember his moaning about me picking on him .. sometime in the past.

Glad to have brought a smile for you. Think it'll be me getting the slap when he reads this.

Just because you can't see her doesn't mean she's not there. Those we love never really go away, they just move out of our sight for a while until we're reunited. Bit like Cf really.

Nahhhh ................... he always was 'flash and dash' ............................. and if you blinked you missed it ...... ermmmm, meant to say him. How's things Cassie ..... feeling any brighter?

And boy would he enjoy that.

Hope he doesn't get overexcited KK ............... at his age it could be dangerous to his health.

Signed. Thanks for the heads up .... OH and I are 24/7 carers for my mum and I'm disabled and on DLA so poor OH has to help me as well. If this goes ahead we, like many, will be hit with a double whammy whhile the bankers and poiticians go on their merry way bemoaniing the fact that their expenses have been 're-designed' and it's not so easy to finangle the system anymore. Poor things. :mad:

If I halve my age ..... so will I. :D:D

I know you're fond of bottoms Cf ...... but did you have to let us fall onto page 2 just so you could get close to another one. bottom of a page that is.

Sorry to hear you're still in pain Cassie ..................... but you are right ....................................... Charley has the most fantastic recall of all things involving the female anatomy .......................... that's why he's the Harem Master ............ even if most of the Angels have absconded without his leave.

Ohhh Cassie, what a shame, I know how that feels so can sympathise totally. I'll text my number now. Try to keep smiling, it's what cassie would've wanted, she was such a happy soul. xxx

Sure is sunshine ............................................... and I wasn't aiming at the pot either. Got lots of pointy things to aim and not a one misses ................ that's what I call well trained. There are 3 male presences in my house and they are all VERY well trained thank you.

And rightly so :grin: .................. but I've a solution .......................... I've put a target round the pot and since then there's been no missing p's in my house. Mind you, there's still some bums ........................ they're just not missing any p's. :grin:

Oooohhh errrrrrrrrrr ............ Queen T pulls up her throne and gets front row seat to watch Cf take a 'p' from KK. Careful Cf .................. I can hear your thoughts from here ............ any 'lavatorial' references will be severly dealt with. :smile:

Well thank you so much for your good luck messsage Cf ....... I should tell you that the practice seems to be paying off ....... I won the silver medal in the National Disabled Championship last weekend, got beaten by the UK No1 Lady disabled archer so am quite pleased with myself ....... and it proves my aim is good eough to catch you by surprise 8)...... should the occasion occur ;-)........... so be afraid Cf ................ be very afraid.

I'm fine thanks Uk, just very busy with archery practice at the mo. Don't tell Cf but I'm perfecting my aim with the pointy things so I don't miss when I take aim at his cheeky white bits. How are you, still busy with airplanes and your job?

I'm with you there Uk ...... if I'd posted the thoughts in my imagination I'd have been cagbotted forever. :D

Careful Cf ........ pointing things in the sunshine could mean you end up with shrivelled cheeky bits ......... never mind white ones.