Hi Kiki - no, far from it. I'm just north of London.
As for mechanical faults, I'd say the engine using 1L of oil for every 1000miles is a big one, but the DSG gearbox issue is a safety issue. If the car's not safe, it can't be driven, thus not fit for purpose. That's my logic anyway.
Until someone qualified tells me it's actually safe (which Skoda won't do of course), why would I assume it is?